Dastardly Poems - Poems about Dastardly

* Collaboration of Limericks written by Jan Allison, Tom Cunningham, Tania Kitchin and Lin Lane Here's a news flash, the latest scoop There are parasites in the soup AI bottom feeders Poet superceders Those who cannot write worth a poop Artificial intelligence is smart But never uses words found in the heart Some dolts use it to cheat Thinking they are...

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It Saw Me Through Such Dastardly Purblind Eyes It saw me through such dastardly purblind eyes Up there overhead with silent anger What a truly ghastly, dangerous beast On a morn with dazzling trapezoid skies This heart could not bear to see its long paws and that deathly stare that penetrated me O' lord save me now, please come to my aid I...

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Dastardly the deviant demon has been depressed and despondent. Despite that, downstairs in his dank dungeon, he decisively decided, to devise a despicable design. Departing from his dreary and dingy dwelling with death and destruction drifting through his deformed dome, Dastardly drudged into the dire decaying desert during the dismal day. The determined and dangerously daring Dastardly discovered the darling...

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The fey were excited and they had a big brass band. They were speaking of green mole house in autumn land. But what is it? I asked, as I took my feet out of wet sand. It is where delicacies and jellies are pickled and canned. There is a mole there named Wizardly Dastardly Dan. He will help you put...

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Disgusting delinquents deliberately do Dastardly deeds during December, Driving daily demand down!...

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Sadness within me is my skald, Ignorant world, taunting my afterworld, Why is my soul in this soil pinfold... The sky is filled with dark enshroud, Am dumbstruck, thunderstorms cloud... Love is an unloved harken, The heart in me, a shrunken token... Fey reliquary in the sand, Buffing the defoliated leaves off my land, She lay her tears on my heartland......

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DASTARDLY DEEDS A man may mean goodness, grace, even gaiety But his action brings betrayal to bear His wisdom is left wantonly withering And destruction brings doom Due to his dastardly deeds So beware the brazen betrayal Lest you fall prey to his foolish follies 26 March 2018 For the contest sponsored by Silent One...

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I can feel the seemingly invisible shards creeping along my skin, cutting me like glass. The presence of these creatures alone swallows me whole and leaves me restless. I promised you and myself that i wouldn’t open the doors to allow them in again, But here we lay unsettled, in the shadows of the...

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Trump Does Dastardly Deed What Trump does is dastardly deed And has been known to barely read To do bad things he will stoop According to latest poop Nitwit and nincompoop well agreed. Jim Horn...

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Dastardly Dogs devastating delicate Delilah’s delectable Danish donuts...

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