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Premium Member Daily Daft Ditties 3 - Slug Meditations
Once, shell-less snails filled me with terror. That childish outlook was my error. Now, I laugh it off with a shrug. It's just another slug. *** If rock-paper-scissors was a game, played with creatures whose only aim was to eat, when confronted by a duck, new to town, any slug with pluck, would soon go down in defeat....

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Categories: daft, animal, silly,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Daft Daily Ditty 2 - Seals and Fishes
Seals and fishes make wishes - large and small. Bees and beetles are so leetle - they're not big at all....

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Categories: daft, silly,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member Daily Daft Ditty 1 - Musical Chairs
I ran downstairs to play musical chairs - how I do recall! I kept repeating changing seating 'til there were none at all....

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Categories: daft, silly,
Form: Rhyme
Big Daft Dave
Big Daft Dave With his smiley round face Has left this life For a maybe better place. I'd not seen him For many a long while But I'll never forget His why me smile Or his great Infectious grin; Dave was never slow At getting them in. Too late I heard He'd just recently passed But he'd remained a card To the very last. His cremation arranged To the...

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Categories: daft, friendship, memorial,
Form: Rhyme
Daft From Bath
You look stupid in videos on phones at the start, you don't look like "Badmans" calling women a tart, when I see those skits I think what a retard, and don't you know we all skip over that part. I don't rap with accents like tings and blud innit, recycling scrap lyrics while some chipmunk sings it, we're from the same...

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Categories: daft, england, funny, giggle, hilarious,
Form: Rhyme



Surreal and Daft
A strange collage of images dance on a poster board, layout of pictographs, stories that move and shout discord; some sway left, some stand still, some sway alt right while tweet and twitter ping on the scoreboard lights. Wonder what's going on in old DC with democratic and republicans on knees; today they say this, tomorrow who...

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Categories: daft, america, irony,
Form: Quatrain
Premium Member Daft - Tomato Kisses
My son gave me a great grow-box to plant some veggies, watch them grow. Tomatoes chosen 'cause they're red; they grew quite fast...but then...oh no! Their vines at once became alive; and reached around to wrap my hips. Got kisses planted on both cheeks from succulent tomato lips! November 10, 2017 Contest: Surreal and Daft Sponsor: Kevin Shaw ...

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Categories: daft, silly, surreal,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Daft-- Couch Potato
Dear Lordy, what have you done this loony spouse given me… he rants and TV- clicks all night much like a freakish banshee! Obsessed with horror movies remote control is life's drug: This model needs rebooting, It's time for urgent de-bug. 11/11/2017 Written for Kevin Shaw's Surreal and Daft...

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Categories: daft, america, husband, silly,
Form: Rhyme
'daft'
It was bought to my attention I had a rather odd reflection When I gave my explanation There was an order of investigation It seems my tales of alien penentration Surely bought lots of speculation Was it all from hallucination Or just my wicked imagination...

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Categories: daft, humor, silly,
Form: Rhyme
Daft - Madman Tales Vol: 1
The Lunatic living in my right brain painted two ships on the watery horizon. I folded the image into a paper crane and it flew into the sea to die in. The sun went down with a flash of green and the Lunatic began to laugh I asked him why he was causing such a scene and he said the crane was...

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Categories: daft, beach, bird, dark, death,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Daft Dream
Most of my dreams are quickly forgotten; but this one I keep rehearsing. I'm not an interpreter of dreams, but there's a certain direction I'm leaning. My dream was about a long black snake whose type I could not determine. I know next to nothing about snakes except maybe the venomous rattling kind. Anyway, I killed this snake(or...

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Categories: daft, dream, evil, fear,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Daft Bites
Daft Bites I used to suck on nickels and dimes Ain't nothin wrong wit that it's fine Metals tasted like saltine crackers I just gag, throw up like a method actor Ahh! the aroma, seems not formal Swallowed a couple pennies many times Sucking on straws and dimes My way of unwinding my normal 10/30/17 entry for "Surreal and Daft Contest" Sponsor: Kevin Shaw...

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Categories: daft, addiction, crazy, scary, surreal,
Form: Rhyme
Daft Shopping
While walking in the market one day I started talking to a friend we had lots to say Unmindful of whatever came before me Kept walking somewhat straight with glee Suddenly my forehead banged into a pillar My hard lense fell off and the pain was a killer Hooding one eye I looked for the...

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Categories: daft, absence, allusion, angel, anxiety,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Surreal and Daft
One day the family cat, before my eyes, changed into a woman. Beautiful was she, and very soon I came to realize she also could converse intelligently. She and I hang out now. There’s no doubt she’s the coolest! Guys think she’s the bomb! Just one thing about this all I can’t make out. She’s female, yet as a cat, she was...

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Categories: daft, cat, dream,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Surreal and Daft
SURREAL ANS DAFT On my way back to home at night, ...

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Categories: daft, horror, moon, night, scary,
Form: Rhyme

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