Best Daft Poems
Below are the all-time best Daft poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of daft poems written by PoetrySoup members
Daft From BathYou look stupid in videos on phones at the start,
you don't look like "Badmans" calling women a tart,
when I see those skits I think what...
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Categories:
daft, england, funny, giggle, hilarious,
Form:
Rhyme
Daft- the Elephant and the Bumble BeeOn my walk I chanced to see
An elephant with a bumble bee.
It was such a peculiar pairing,
And they had ice cream, which they were sharing.
The...
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Categories:
daft, humorous, silly,
Form:
Rhyme
Play On WordsWrite here, right now. Write now, right here!
Capture the moment while it's near
and seize the day. You now know how:
write now, right here;...
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Categories:
daft, word play, words,
Form:
Quatrain
Apt Name Limericks Collaboration -Nb Some Poems Will Be BawdyCOME ON SOUPER'S LETS HAVE SOME FUN AND MAKE FOLK SMILE DURING SUCH DIFFICULT TIMES FOR US ALL. THERE ARE LOTS MORE APT NAMES ...
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Categories:
daft, giggle, jobs,
Form:
Limerick
Mute ItWhat causes those daft in the head
To hurt others with things they’ve said
If you must then vent
Your jealous intent
Perhaps you should mute it instead....
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Categories:
daft, anger,
Form:
Limerick
Escaping the MedusaThis Medusa had no power to turn us into stone
but when she ran aground over Poseidon's throne
his anger stirred, and into the sea the crew...
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Categories:
daft, death, sea,
Form:
Narrative
Hopeless Romantic Number 9Too long I limped along a lonely road, born into this Sahara desert of a life,
parched and hungry, face weathered and gaunt.
A deaf, dumb,...
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Categories:
daft, devotion, for her, love,
Form:
Prose Poetry
A CLOSER LOOKYou look but do not see
The true worth and value of me
You just see an old man
An empty battered can
Not the strength l possess
Nor...
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Categories:
daft, age, judgement, old, voice,
Form:
Rhyme
There Once Was a FarmerA no rules barred Limerick . . .
THERE ONCE WAS A FARMER . . .
There once was a farmer called Mr Brown
Who with...
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Categories:
daft, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Dung On a RungSurly Sally slipped and lost a flip flop
at a hearty party in a bungalow with Billy.
while dancing and prancing to hip hop
whirling and twirling and...
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Categories:
daft, funny, recovery from...,
Form:
Alliteration
Do It Your WayIf I'm not normal should I conform
and seek to perform as all do
or should I reach to perfect my form
and be how I was born...
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Categories:
daft, appreciation, character, for her,
Form:
Rhyme
Kiddie's CornerGood morning, good morning, girls and boys
I hope you brought your Disney toys
Gather round in a circle close
Lets sing about the ones we love the...
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Categories:
daft, childhood, schoolchildren, children, love,
Form:
Couplet
Where Has Dad Gone, Mama DearWhere has dad gone, momma dear?
Hush, my little lamb.
Your dad's gone to the thicket dear
And mad old Abraham
That man went early this grim morn,...
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Categories:
daft, allegory, angst, animals, death,
Form:
Rhyme
Fabulous Fun Footles-A Pun For FunWHO SOURED THE SOUP?
blog trolls
blowholes
bloggers
cloggers
daft clown
sad frown
a nerd
absurd
intense
pretense
Miss Putz
she's nuts
old goose
obtuse
one jerk
does lurk
sick dude
so rude
soup pun
such fun
March 20, 2017
Jan's Footles Contest...
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Categories:
daft, parody, people,
Form:
Footle
Poetry IsPoetry Is
Poetry is a lonely craft
Those of us that write must be slightly daft
For every thousand writers of the rhyme
Only one reader follows and not...
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Categories:
daft, poets,
Form:
Rhyme