Short Daft Poems
Short Daft Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Daft by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Daft by length and keyword.
U.S.S. Styrofoam
They snickered and laughed
As you set sail on your raft
It seems you are daft...
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Categories:
daft, adventure, funny, sea,
Form:
Haiku
Daredevil
Daring
Audacious
Reckless
Eccentric
Daft
Extrovert
Vain
Intense
Lucky
...
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Categories:
daft, addiction, confidence, courage, crazy, inspirational, scary, visionary,
Form:
Acrostic
Interview With a Thylacine
Here lie the remains of a daft poet... interview terminated!...
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Categories:
daft, death, humorous, irony,
Form:
Monoku
Feel
My own think me daft,
they... My own,
have light thoughts of me,
I'll show them...
I will....
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Categories:
daft, 10th grade, 2nd grade, 6th grade, abortion,
Form:
I do not know?
The Mo
Mr Mo Farah
ran further and faster
Its the gold that he is after
Beats working for peanuts he aint daft, sir...
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Categories:
daft, fun,
Form:
Clerihew
Korean Water Balloons
Awash in a big sea of blood
Trump's Cash Cow was chewing its cud
Kim Jong-Un laughed,
"Don't be so daft!
You know it was only a dud!"...
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Categories:
daft, political,
Form:
Limerick
Duck Billy
There is a duck in the park
Called Billy
He is very, very silly
He bobs about and quacks
And Laughs
Then floats upside down
Completely daft....
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Categories:
daft, bird,
Form:
Rhyme
Its Sabbath
Our neighbour believes God has a plan
A cross on your door will save a man
But COVID-19
Has its own routine
Culling the daft as fast as it can...
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Categories:
daft, health, religious,
Form:
Limerick
Happy Holiday
DreamWorks Animation released
A film with a turkey-leg feast
And Donald Trump laughed,
"Democrats are daft
to believe that's how palms are greased!"...
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Categories:
daft, america,
Form:
Limerick
Come Out Swinging
I watched my TV and I laughed
The boxing was really quite daft
They kept social distance
No punch met resistance
But one caught a cold from the draught...
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Categories:
daft, sports,
Form:
Limerick
Zoo
I once saw a monkey at a zoo,
He was swinging, as apes often do.
He replied, when I laughed,
And he made me look daft:
‘Sure hope I don’t evolve into you.’...
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Categories:
daft, animals,
Form:
Limerick
Peta Pan
I have a very childlike mind,
I've never left my childhood behind,
Most people think that I am daft,
Cos childish thoughts make me laugh,
It's ridiculous but sublime!...
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Categories:
daft, 10th grade,
Form:
Limerick
Lee Van Cleef
makes jesus look like an absolute beginner
makes arnie look like a moron,
makes satan look like a loser,
makes darth look look daft,
the best of thebad, love and light...
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Categories:
daft, dedication
Form:
I do not know?
Skeletons Speak of Girlfriend Possibility
Skeletons have a bonfire of fun.
Hey! We should get girlfriends said everyone.
The bonfire laughed.
You all have gone daft.
Soon as they see you, these humans will run!...
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Categories:
daft, 1st grade, 2nd grade, 3rd grade, 4th
Form:
Limerick
Mute It
What causes those daft in the head
To hurt others with things they’ve said
If you must then vent
Your jealous intent
Perhaps you should mute it instead....
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Categories:
daft, anger,
Form:
Limerick
Daft Dog
I have a dog called Minton whose feeling rather ill,
I took him to the vets today to settle up his bill;
Last night, when in the garden, he ate two shuttlecocks
Bad Minton....
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Categories:
daft, funny
Form:
Free verse
Having An Epiphany
HAVING AN EPIPHANY
I'm so due an epiphany, I have just eaten, a whole tin of prunes
Sitting on the pot: all I got for my inspiration was; you daft loon
Indiana Shaw . . . ; )...
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Categories:
daft, crazy, woman,
Form:
Couplet
Something For the Emotionally Daft
Me and my friend Spider
went out for a spin in a glider.
We stopped off for crisps and cider,
then off to the shops
where I bought him some tops
and four pairs of shoes for a fiver...
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Categories:
daft, flying, mental illness,
Form:
I do not know?
Aliens
The mind boggles at the stuff that's up there
Just imagine, could be another Sonny and Cher
Now don't be silly
You daft silly billy
Aliens gotta be more talented than that 60s pair...
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Categories:
daft, space,
Form:
Limerick
Daft- Hallucination
I sat under an oak tree in fall
I must have fell asleep I recall
I awoke on a boat
with a frog in my throat
an elephant making a trunk call.
20/10/2017
Contest surreal and daft
Sponsored by Kevin Shaw....
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Categories:
daft, confusion, funny, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Walking On Eggshells
Tip toeing on eggshells with a shut lip.
Crack, I heard. At my back I got a smack.
By daft accident I step on one. Why?
For spitefulness, I screamed and slammed the door.
10/4/2022
just for funny I live alone :)...
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Categories:
daft, abuse,
Form:
Rhyme
True Self
My true nature, I’m told, I must seek.
I’ve been daft, I’ve been bold, I’ve been meek.
I’ve been angry and slow.
I’ve been high; I’ve been low.
So my "self-seeking" prospects are bleak....
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Categories:
daft, humor, humorous, identity, self,
Form:
Limerick
Barnyard Follies
My chicken has been flickin'
Her feathers in the hay
The cattle waged a battle
In their field the other day
A turkey feeling perky
Jumped up and ran away
Feeling daft, I laughed and laughed,
That's all I've got to say....
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Categories:
daft, animal, farm, funny, humor, life, pets, silly,
Form:
Rhyme
It Never Ceases To Amaze Me
IT NEVER CEASES TO AMAZE ME
How do hares know when it is safe to cross the railway tracks without any fear
Says Northern Railways it’s because we send them a new time table every year
Indiana Shaw . . .
"Daft muse" . . . ; )...
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Categories:
daft, crazy, humorous, meaningful, muse,
Form:
Couplet
Great Grandma
Cooking lunch for Derek
Baking for your tea
I like playing with you
And sitting on your knee
With lots of kisses and cuddles
Counting buttons or playing with cars
Daft welly jumping puddles
There's no one like our Great Grandma...
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Categories:
daft, children, family, grandchild, granddaughter, grandmother, grandparents, grandson,
Form:
Rhyme