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Cut Of Meat Poems - Poems about Cut Of Meat


Premium Member To Ply His Trade
...A man sets out to ply his trade He's anxious: Will he make the grade He knows there is a lot to learn Yet money also must be earned His life's adventure, to be played Into the marketplace he w......

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Categories: cut of meat, career, integrity, work,
Form: Rondeau
Premium Member Nhs - No Heating, Sorry
...Went to St Richards early today Had an appointment so that was okay The problem is this; I went in with a hernia But when I came out... I had hyperthermia Whilst no radiator did radiate heat A......

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Categories: cut of meat, humor,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member An Interesting Cut of Meat
...Pork's an interesting cut of meat Which gentiles find tasty to eat-- It's a no-no for Jews And for Muslims too-- It's the meat where these religions can meet......

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Categories: cut of meat, food, religion, satire,
Form: Limerick
Basted Brain
...BASTED BRAIN ........ Your BRAIN is a terrible thing to BASTE !! It's NOT a piece of meat to cook and WASTE !! Would you p......

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Categories: cut of meat, addiction, drug,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Shank
...I ate the shank of the turnips what a wonderful food Dipped the cornbread into the pot liquor Then shawshanked out of the room.. My mother-in-law said her father called her older sist......

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Categories: cut of meat, fun,
Form: Free verse



Section Ocho
...Section Ocho Sylvia loved her 2 bedroom apartment. She finally found a decent place Well besides the rodents And the 4 flights she treks That dim hallway Smelling of mold And tattered soul......

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Categories: cut of meat, age, city, dream, environment,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Cannibal Delight
...The full Moon beckoned me from my slumber To come out into the night to play A stroll in the dark asunder A voyeur under the Moonlight ray Dressed in black I embarked on my walk Not anticipatin......

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Categories: cut of meat, allusion,
Form: Carpe Diem
The Unseen Portugal
...The Unseen Portugal There are many poor people in Portugal, thousands of people need on food banks to survive. Some schools keep open even when closed only so children can get a warm meal a day. T......

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Categories: cut of meat, absence, beach, betrayal, feelings,
Form: Blank verse
Premium Member Stay Away From the Chuck
... I will no longer be trying to cook a hearty Chuck roast For it usually ends up dry,and about as dry as burnt toast I tried so many ways to cook this hunk of meat Though in the end the result......

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Categories: cut of meat, food, funny,
Form: Rhyme
The Ballad of Jeremiah Macabenta
...The King hosted a feast, as it was his custom, to once a year, feed the least blessed in his kingdom. So the ragged came in flocks and in the courtyard gathered, hushed in anticipation ......

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Categories: cut of meat, fantasy, funny, imagination, introspection,
Form: Rhyme
The Dark Spot In Your House
...Did you ever see a dark shadow in the corner of the ceiling and thought you could almost see eyes... you can, I like to tease, letting light refle......

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Categories: cut of meat, angst, death, imagination, urban,
Form: Free verse
Uncle Fester/Lester's Pot Roast
...I'll need the first few lines... to set this up for you... and once again, my word, this really is quite true... a co-worker at my last job, a part-timer he really was, became quickly known as ......

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Categories: cut of meat, food, funny, on work
Form: Burlesque

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