Crackpot Poems - Poems about Crackpot

creepy crabby cruella

...creepy crabby Cruella was a cracking crackpot
criticizing creatures until they cringed on the spot
cruel and crosswise, Cruella earned exactly what she got
a crazy, crusty, crotchety old man who s...

One o'clock

...Insee wincey spy dur
Snuck up the kookoo clock 
Out flew the hapless bird
That knocked the spy dur out.

Kookoo!

Dur is a slang expression basically equivalent to duh.
Duh seems to fit this ...

Crackpot TheorI-Zer

...Crackpot TheorI-Zer

To Know So Much For
So Little! Turn All
Of These Screws, 
I Cover The Bases,
I Spread All The News.

 If I Turn On A Dime,
 It's My Dime I Lost...
 I'm Sure My Name:
 ...

Misunderstanding for Grandpa

...He is a crackshot I told his great-grandpa
Grandpa misheard; he thought I called him a crackpot
It took awhile for us to sort it out
In the meantime, grandpa was angry, showing a pout.
Not sure h...

The Dupable wanted the Despot

...Let’s crack down
On the cracked brained crackpot
Lunatic ideas that are certifiably crackers
Screwball cuckoo nuts and such ways
Sure, his is crafty and cunning
A nonsensical narcissist
Mad in ...

Crackpot Dream

...Crackpot Dream

Instead of a Blessing,
I'd Like to Propose A Toast!

SOURDOUGH!

Wahoo!

I Love Sourdough
An Underestimated
---TANG!---

Better Than No
Irritation.

No Really...
Stop...

woman who could not be bought or caught

...she was a woman who did what she ought
with a smile that was a hundred watt
all of her causes were valiantly fought
her integrity cannot be taught

confident since she was a tiny tot
she does n...

Chat GPT Crackpot

...

Last summer Bobby bought a brand new yacht.
Learned how to sail from an AI robot.
Set route to the USA,
but ended up in Bombay.
He's now called the Chat GPT crackpot!...

abc poem 55

...crabby crackpot craved credibility
draconian dilemma decreed deliberately
encouraging enthusiasm eventuality
feeling feckless and ferocious, frivolously...

Nelson

...Do you think we’re emotionally compatible?
What crackpot class have you joined now.
I'm taking a holistic course.
Why don’t you go and have an affair, you’ll feel better.
No, listen, I want insid...

Trump Poems and Epigrams VI

...Trump Poems and Epigrams VI


Trump’s Retribution Resolution
by Michael R. Burch

My New Year’s resolution?
I require your money and votes,
for you are my retribution.

May I offer you dark...

The Art was Most Masterful on the Dark Canvas

..."Monet's paintings are best seen from afar than close up," ... by Poet.

Faraway the figment, like Monet the pigment,
the brother so gallant, how he flaunts his talent,
he paints at a...

The Fault in our Stars

...“We have always held to the hope, the belief, the conviction 
that there is a better life, a better world, beyond the horizon.”
                                                       ~Fran...

Inner Child Be Free

...I enjoy silly and playful
Freeing my inner child
With a dash of naughty and cheeky
My inner child runs happily wild

I enjoy the escape of laughter
An escape and freedom from ones own mind
Lau...

Far Beyond Hereafter Part Three

...The other members of the group would tease Lambent Shroud.
They’d speak in groans n puns too.
You’d sense lambent was a little uncomfortable with it all.
The other members of this amazing group we...

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