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Premium Member Misunderstanding for Grandpa
...He is a crackshot I told his great-grandpa Grandpa misheard; he thought I called him a crackpot It took awhile for us to sort it out In the meantime, grandpa was angry, showing a pout. Not sure h......

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Categories: crackpot, age,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member The Dupable wanted the Despot
...Let’s crack down On the cracked brained crackpot Lunatic ideas that are certifiably crackers Screwball cuckoo nuts and such ways Sure, his is crafty and cunning A nonsensical narcissist Mad in ......

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Categories: crackpot, political, usa,
Form: Free verse



Premium Member Crackpot Dream
...Crackpot Dream Instead of a Blessing, I'd Like to Propose A Toast! SOURDOUGH! Wahoo! I Love Sourdough An Underestimated ---TANG!--- Better Than No Irritation. No Really... Stop......

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Categories: crackpot, life,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member woman who could not be bought or caught
...she was a woman who did what she ought with a smile that was a hundred watt all of her causes were valiantly fought her integrity cannot be taught confident since she was a tiny tot she does n......

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Categories: crackpot, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Monorhyme
Premium Member Chat GPT Crackpot
... Last summer Bobby bought a brand new yacht. Learned how to sail from an AI robot. Set route to the USA, but ended up in Bombay. He's now called the Chat GPT crackpot!......

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Categories: crackpot, fun,
Form: Limerick



Premium Member abc poem 55
...crabby crackpot craved credibility draconian dilemma decreed deliberately encouraging enthusiasm eventuality feeling feckless and ferocious, frivolously......

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Categories: crackpot, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: ABC
Premium Member Nelson
...Do you think we’re emotionally compatible? What crackpot class have you joined now. I'm taking a holistic course. Why don’t you go and have an affair, you’ll feel better. No, listen, I want insid......

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Categories: crackpot, humorous, woman,
Form: Free verse
Trump Poems and Epigrams VI
...Trump Poems and Epigrams VI Trump’s Retribution Resolution by Michael R. Burch My New Year’s resolution? I require your money and votes, for you are my retribution. May I offer you dark......

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Categories: crackpot, america, giggle, hilarious, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member The Art was Most Masterful on the Dark Canvas
..."Monet's paintings are best seen from afar than close up," ... by Poet. Faraway the figment, like Monet the pigment, the brother so gallant, how he flaunts his talent, he paints at a......

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Categories: crackpot, appreciation, beautiful, brother, character,
Form: Alexandrine
The Fault in our Stars
...“We have always held to the hope, the belief, the conviction that there is a better life, a better world, beyond the horizon.” ~Fran......

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Categories: crackpot, destiny, fate, stars,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Inner Child Be Free
...I enjoy silly and playful Freeing my inner child With a dash of naughty and cheeky My inner child runs happily wild I enjoy the escape of laughter An escape and freedom from ones own mind Lau......

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Categories: crackpot, child, freedom, fun, happy,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Far Beyond Hereafter Part Three
...The other members of the group would tease Lambent Shroud. They’d speak in groans n puns too. You’d sense lambent was a little uncomfortable with it all. The other members of this amazing group we......

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Categories: crackpot, art, betrayal, city, color,
Form: Prose
Premium Member Word By Mom, Me a Bit
...In the beginning ...," roosts; Christians and Jewish boosts. Hubs stretched out their ellipsed rung, un-Earth cures eclipsed space......

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Categories: crackpot, courage, faith, future, happiness,
Form: Alexandrine
Premium Member The Very Weird And Wonderful World Of Place Names: UK And US Edition
...THE UK Poling, Patching, Nether Wallop, Matching Tye and Droop Plumpton, Lickfold, Puddletown, Westward Ho! and Throop. Hole of Horcum, New Invention, Boghead, Frome, Cat's Ash ......

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Categories: crackpot, america, crazy, england, humor,
Form: List
Premium Member Winner Winner Chicken Dinner
...After spending a small fortune I finally hit the jackpot I would like to share the wealth But my friends think I'm a crackpot Not a one of them believed me Since I kept reaching for th......

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Categories: crackpot, money,
Form: Rhyme

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