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Premium Member Chat GPT Crackpot

Last summer Bobby bought a brand new yacht.
Learned how to sail from an AI robot.
Set route to the USA,
but ended up in Bombay.
He's now called the Chat GPT crackpot!...

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Categories: crackpot, fun,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Crackpot Dream
Crackpot Dream

Instead of a Blessing,
I'd Like to Propose A Toast!

SOURDOUGH!

Wahoo!

I Love Sourdough
An Underestimated
---TANG!---

Better Than No
Irritation.

No Really...
Stop Making That Face...

---crunch---

It 
Had a Mother,
YOU KNOW.

-Gray Squirrel

11-09-2024...

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Categories: crackpot, life,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Crackpot TheorI-Zer
Crackpot TheorI-Zer

To Know So Much For
So Little! Turn All
Of These Screws, 
I Cover The Bases,
I Spread All The News.

 If I Turn On A Dime,
 It's My Dime I Lost...
 I'm Sure My Name:
  "Interesting"
 Will Cover The Costs.

No Factor: Intelligence,
When Nothing Seems Dumb...

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Categories: crackpot, analogy, life,
Form: Rhyme

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