Short Crackpot Poems

Little
Brittle

Hot shot
Catnap

Crackpot
Jackpot

Inflate
Update

Cupcake
He ate /



4/29/19...

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crabby crackpot craved credibility
draconian dilemma decreed deliberately
encouraging enthusiasm eventuality
feeling feckless and ferocious, frivolously...

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Last summer Bobby bought a brand new yacht.
Learned how to sail from an AI robot.
Set route to the USA,
but ended up in Bombay.
He's now called the Chat GPT crackpot!...

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What if I won a million-dollar jackpot
Would I still be the same sweet lovable crackpot
Yup, sure would
That's understood
I'd share it with my poetry friends in the sandbox...

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He is a crackshot I told his great-grandpa
Grandpa misheard; he thought I called him a crackpot
It took awhile for us to sort it out
In the meantime, grandpa was angry, showing a pout.
Not sure he ever fully understood
The beginning of dementia is never good....

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After spending a small fortune

I finally hit the jackpot

I would like to share the wealth

But my friends think I'm a crackpot

Not a one of them believed me

Since I kept reaching for the stars

They just saw it all as folly

But now I own a dozen cars...

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Crackpot Dream

Instead of a Blessing,
I'd Like to Propose A Toast!

SOURDOUGH!

Wahoo!

I Love Sourdough
An Underestimated
---TANG!---

Better Than No
Irritation.

No Really...
Stop Making That Face...

---crunch---

It 
Had a Mother,
YOU KNOW.

-Gray Squirrel

11-09-2024...

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Freezing last night and I suddenly thought
You little idiot, you are a crackpot!
On dresser are warm fuzzy socks that you bought.
So I put on two pair, and my feet got quite hot.

A little note I then decided to jot.
For this is what strange teachers have taught.
I drew a sock and wrote “forget me not”
Actually felt like a super hotshot....

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Let’s crack down
On the cracked brained crackpot
Lunatic ideas that are certifiably crackers
Screwball cuckoo nuts and such ways
Sure, his is crafty and cunning
A nonsensical narcissist
Mad in a somber maniacal manner
But wait say the dupable, we want this despot
We voted for him -anything is better than a woman
Besides, we enjoy his despicable bullying ways...

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When i see you, my breath gets caught
Your eyes have the power to make my heart stop
A smile from you is like an adrenaline shot
But a day without seeing you, makes me distraught.

Nowadays I get to see you only in my thought
To forget you and move on, i am not a robot
Trying to live without you, i have become a crackpot
Oh my dear love, i miss you a lot.

15.01.2013...

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I enjoy silly and playful
Freeing my inner child
With a dash of naughty and cheeky
My inner child runs happily wild

I enjoy the escape of laughter
An escape and freedom from ones own mind
Laughter and fun allows one
To leave stress and woes behind

I enjoy being a trickster
A little nuts and a crackpot
A looney and somewhat bonkers
“Unhappy though….that l am not“!!...

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