Trump Poems and Epigrams VI

Trump Poems and Epigrams VI Trump’s Retribution Resolution by Michael R. Burch My New Year’s resolution? I require your money and votes, for you are my retribution. May I offer you dark-skinned scapegoats and bigger and deeper moats as part of my sweet resolution? Please consider a YUGE contribution, a mountain of lovely C-notes, for you are my retribution. Revenge is our only solution, since my critics are weasels and stoats. Come, second my sweet resolution! The New Year’s no time for dilution of the anger of victimized GOATs, for you are my retribution. Forget the damned Constitution! To dictators “ideals” are footnotes. My New Year’s resolution? for you are my retribution. Two Trump Truisms by Michael R. Burch When Trump’s the culprit everyone’s a “snitch.” It ain’t a “witch hunt” when the perp’s a witch. Bird’s Eye View Michael R. Burch So many fantasical inventions, but what are man’s intentions? I don’t trust Trump’s “clean coal” cars, and what the hell are his plans for Mars? Preempted by Michael R. Burch Friends, I admit that I’m often tempted to say what I think about Trump, but all such thought’s been preempted by the sight of that Yuge Orange Rump! The Ballade of Large Marge Greene by Michael R. Burch Marge is large and in charge, like a barge. Yes, our Marge is quite large, like a hefty surcharge. Like a sarge, say LaFarge, apt to over-enlarge creating dissent before the final discharge. the best of all possible whirls, for MAGA by Michael R. Burch ive made a mistake or two. okay, maybe quite more than a few: mistakes by the millions, the billions and zillions, but remember: ur LORD made u! where were u when HE passed out brains? or did u politely abstain? u call GAUD “infallible” when HE made u so gullible u cant come inside when Trump reigns. Squid on the Skids by Michael R. Burch Sidney Powell howled in 2020: “The Kraken will roar through the land of plenty!” But she recalled the Terror in 2023 with a slippery, slimy, squid-like plea. The Kraken Cracked by Michael R. Burch She’s singing like a canary. Who says krakens are scary? Squidney said the election was hacked, but when all her lies were unpacked, the crackpot kraken cracked. Now, with a shrill, high-pitched squeal, The kraken has cut a deal. Oh, tell it with jubilation: the kraken is on probation! #DONTHECON #MRBTRUMP #MRBDONTHECON #MRBPOEMS Keywords/Tags: light verse, nonsense verse, doggerel, limerick, humor, humorous verse, light poetry