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Crackpot TheorI-Zer

Crackpot TheorI-Zer

To Know So Much For
So Little! Turn All
Of These Screws, 
I Cover The Bases,
I Spread All The News.

 If I Turn On A Dime,
 It's My Dime I Lost...
 I'm Sure My Name:
  "Interesting"
 Will Cover The Costs.

No Factor: Intelligence,
When Nothing Seems Dumb...

  Oh, That Was My Idea?
   Say: "Son-Uva-Gun!"

We'll Serve It Self-Righteous
 To Beat Number One.

       ***

It's A Little Long Winded:
  Your Future En-Trusts:
   To Say It Was Torture
    Would Do It Unjust.

Now Just Pause...

  *Your Confession* 

     Be-Cause:

I Destroyed The World
Since I Was Not Nearly
As Smart As I Thought I Was.

 Try It Again, With More 
 Feeling This Time...

***

 Yeah! 

  Rhyme!  
   Rhyme!
    Rhyme!

-Gray Squirrel

06-10-2025

Copyright © Gray Squirrel

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