Condiment Poems - Poems about Condiment

Split pickle, sliced pickle, crisp pickle, knife All in the jar planning the night of their life Paul pokes a pinky in, eyeing his snack, But this time the gherkins decide to fight back They jump out and land with a splash and a splurt, Wielding the knife, but no one gets hurt The stunned little boy retreats to the den And...

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Winter’s expense salt crafted chug holes mis-align my wheels; the auto-wash has gone up another fifty cents during COVID and I fell on the icy steps. Salty white skim coats the roadways; two inches of solid ice and a five mile per hour drive to the grocery has taken two hours. No, I don’t think my soup needs that condiment today... now, where did I put the garlic? 3-10-2021 SALT Poetry Contest Anthony Biaanco...

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needing to catch up on all you did and do all day when i'm a signalless cellphone wanting connection yet told network not available so i give an f ing beep bleeped by poetry soup sipping dunked deep in the shallow waters of the gene puddle speaking without reading fundamentalists that ain't very fun to be with be cause they only believe in what simply what but not who or the words they never nor ever even read and yet cast the first proverbial stone only to find that...

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Yellow Mustard joined Olive Oil At the motel, Blue Cheese Lagoon Afraid he was much too anxious Because she said he came to soon! But he then knew what was ado His cousin Dijon was more quick Yellow Mustard was disappointed Unaware Olive Oil was so slick But the other condiments knew They didn't need a measuring cup They said it was in front of...

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Had lunch at a hamburger joint today Charged 50 cents extra for mayo, eyes became glazed Jaw dropped, I gasped Said, “stuff it up your ass” It's a damn condiment, are you serious, it left me dazed...

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Had lunch at a hamburger joint today Charged 50 cents extra for mayo, eyes became blazed Jaw dropped, I gasped Said, “stuff it up your ass” It's a damn condiment, are you serious, it left me dazed...

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Condiments are used a lot Especially when it is hot BBQ and picnics see Different ones for you and me Ketchup is so red and sweet Like your smile--a special treat Mustard's yellow like a daisy A pretty smell that drives me crazy Like the perfume I can smell Always making my heart swell Mayonnaise is so thick and white Like your love that holds me...

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salt says hi to the sugar Who’s in love with the pepper Who’s the one who left the mustard Who misses the ketchup Whose kicks come from the hot sauce Who truly loves the salt...

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