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A Damn Condiment

Had lunch at a hamburger joint today Charged 50 cents extra for mayo, eyes became glazed Jaw dropped, I gasped Said, “stuff it up your ass” It's a damn condiment, are you serious, it left me dazed

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Date: 2/7/2017 8:48:00 AM
Guess you were amazed//so much that you were dazed//hope you recover//Your skill as a lover//might temporarily be hazed. (whew, and this is after a cuppa!). GRAZE ON JACKSON!!!
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Jack Ellison
Date: 2/8/2017 8:15:00 AM
Sorry...a day late!!! Haven't ever been back to that restaurant since! HA!!! Those guys sure messed up! GOOD MORNING JOHN JOHN!!!

Book: Shattered Sighs