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A Damn Condiment

Had lunch at a hamburger joint today Charged 50 cents extra for mayo, eyes became blazed Jaw dropped, I gasped Said, “stuff it up your ass” It's a damn condiment, are you serious, it left me dazed

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Date: 4/1/2016 12:14:00 PM
Should have charged you a buck for ruining a good burger with mayo...
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Jack Ellison
Date: 4/1/2016 2:11:00 PM
Twasn't me... twas my wife!!! LOL

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