Clyde Poems - Poems about Clyde

...If I were an actor on the big screen With the cameras on me in every scene I'd race for NASCAR on any old day Date a couple starlets along the way I could be Rhett to Scarlett O'Hara ......Read the rest...

...Helen’s blind date had told her about his watermelon car. She thought he was kidding, but he had gone too far. He arrived to pick her up and she laughed until she cried. Blind date ended up leavin......Read the rest...

...The Mortal Sin We broke your hymen the big time Mortal sin. Bonnie and Clyde again pistol whip a devil grin Maria and Tony within Romeo and Juliet end.......Read the rest...

...I know i broke your heart but baby let me fix it they won't see us apart i'm sorry i was trippin you mad all the time i hate when you be dissin all the time you on my mind it wasn't my intention I ne......Read the rest...

... i. ‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house, Not a creature was stirring, not even my spouse. My wife and son lay silent, all tucked in their beds, Visions of demons no long......Read the rest...

...Bonnie and Clyde, Pick a side, Well, I know a better Bonnie, my friend, Shes like a whole another trend, Quiet as a mouse, But evil as a haunted house, Not really but her humors good, Tough as......Read the rest...

... Bonnie & Clyde only their car remains caged ......Read the rest...

...when I would have lied was about Bonnie and Clyde took us for a ride.......Read the rest...

...What if I told you that I was weak Eyes bleak;couldn't reach even the companion I seek What if I told you I was insane Riding in the pain; Bonnie and Clyde stunt till no part of me remain What if......Read the rest...

...Plain pink plaid cat loves her mouse, this is easy to see. He’s purple too, his name is Clyde McVey McVee. Clyde heard them speaking. “they are talking about me!” Plaid cat turned her head, and sa......Read the rest...

...The band was loud, but in the other room and the bar was jammed. He set his drink down a little too hard and it over-sloshed a bit. “Run away with me,” he said, spreading his arms wide, “I’m done......Read the rest...

...sure it used to be a funeral home, but it looks pretty tame now This was stated by my cousin, whose military record is a wow. He has been to the Persian Gulf, and lived through it, you see But his......Read the rest...

...In the Nineties Clyde’s heart sank: The slowest to rise in rank! You’d think him some faulty shank, The air about his room dank But he was filling his tank For being no stranger to prank That m......Read the rest...

...I've been here since the beginning, I was there when Jesus died. I've been to every war on Earth, I was there with Bonnie and Clyde. I sweep in with tornadoes, I've seen every heart attack. I......Read the rest...

...Reaping short terms benefits... before marital savings bond matured as a then quinquagenarian. Courtesy gerontologists medical practitioners allowing, enabling, and providing the elderly pop......Read the rest...