Bad Bonnie

“Let’s be naughty and save Santa the trip.”
              Gary Allen

I could be a good girl but that’s no fun
I’ll be Bonnie to your Clyde minus the gun
We’re going on a ride with the top down
The convertible or my shirt, with no frown

I’ll eat fudge and worry not about weight
Enjoying you too as much as cheese cake
It’s too cold to skinny dip in the lake
But we can enjoy the jacuzzi and celebrate

Maybe I will even break fashion rules
No panties no bra with costume jewels
And you will wear dark shades so cool
We will sing loudly to music like fools

We may not break the law per say
But we will bum rush the parade
Dancing and prancing on the stage 
Enjoying the shock on Santa’s face
Copyright © | Year Posted 2025

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