Short Clyde Poems

Bonnie & Clyde
only their car remains
caged
...

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from Bonnie and Clyde
Bonnie did write poetry
not buried by Clyde...

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when I would have lied
was about Bonnie and Clyde
took us for a ride....

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Two robbers
mimed Bonnie and Clyde
without holding up folks with guns;
even the Law had no evidence of their crimes....

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There was a man named Clyde
Who had such a miserable life 
He lost his wife
And married twice
The last wife was from AI...

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CHAPLIN
no sound
around
LAUREL OR HARDY
old fool
so cool
ROAD FILMS
two blokes
with jokes
BONNIE+CLYDE
too snide
both died...

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there once was a dog named clyde
his owner did take him to ride
on arrival I swear
they sheared all of his hair
now all that he wants, is to hide...

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theyer being book
 soul brother cook
and other who
we know too
otis jackie clyde
one our best
joe tex
there's music live forever
ATTRUBUTE TO SOUL HEAVEN...

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Clyde Stanson sought to repair clocks
he labored in school of hard knocks.
Getting them to tick
was a simple trick.
But they wouldn't produce any tocks....

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The Mortal Sin

We broke your hymen
the big time Mortal sin.
Bonnie and Clyde again
pistol whip a devil grin
Maria and Tony within
Romeo and Juliet end....

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On a banana peel Clyde slipped and fell!

We pray he landed in Paradise and not in Hell!

Entry for Jesse Rowe's "A Funny Epitaph" Contest
(13 September 2018)...

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Sarah Huckabee,
Russell Vought,
Burt Jones,
Jody Hice,
David Shafer,
Brandon Beach,
Angela McCallum,
Bernie Keric,
Josh Hawley,
Andrew Clyde and
Ted Cruz....

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The elves all they’ve learned they do tell.
Don’t slip on the roof it is hell.
Clyde filled in for “him.”
All clumsy and slim.
He woke up the church and its bell.

11/17/2019...

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Giuliani and Clyde and Bonnie

Trump again had gathered in Giuliani,
And with him is also Clyde and Bonnie;
Some were saying,
Bullets straying,
While trying to steel much more money.

Jim Horn...

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The crime
              doesn't pay off 
              mostly...
              But love
              not discerns 
              enough,
              instead
              loves exceeding... !...

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There was once a snowman named Clyde
who showed all his underside.
When someone stopped and asked why
he was turned up to the sky?
“Kiss my ass was all he replied.”

12/28/17...

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Here lies Clyde now expired;
Another man's wife he desired;
The man pierced Clyde's ticker with a knife,
Thereby, making a widow of Clyde's wife!

Entry for Deborah Guenther Beachboards "Epigram" Contest...

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Listen to poem:

The man, Mr. Clinton Eastwood Junior
Was once, actor, bar owner, and mayor,
His bar is in Carmel,
Pet Clyde would often smell,
Backs turned, there is something familiar.


Date: 08/26/2019...

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THE DUFFER


Clyde Rolf
Played golf

In rough
That's tough

Mishap
Sand trap

Putts missed
He's pissed

So far
No par

Entry for Jan Allison's "Five Fabulous Fun Footles" Contest
(22 Oct 2016)...

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Pancho Villa, Bonnie & Clyde
  Billy the Kid, Green Men in Pants

Killers, Murdurers, Abusers
  Criminals on the Run

Glorified by the bully hordes
  Reflections of watery graves ~
    These Earthly Lords...

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Clyde yearned for a kiss 'neath the mistletoe

   But not a gal took notice of his woe

      The ladies just twittered

         As by him they skittered

            His fly was unzipped and ALL was aglow...

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There was a young lady from Clyde
Whose skin was all puffy and dried
She smeared it with grease
Suntanned it in Greece
And now it's all puffy and fried

6-30-19
Contest:Humorous Limerick
Sponsor: Tania Kitchin...

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tease of wicked night

mimicking a Hallow's scheme-- 

dressed as Clyde's Bonnie





Halloween Senryu
16 Oct 2017
---Bonnie Parker ( Bonnie and Clyde)
was history's most nototious robber
and killer in the 1920s....

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Jail Bird

Clyde Gooch
Liked hooch

Got smashed
Wife bashed

Clyde bluffed
Cops cuffed

In jail
No bail

Plea made
Fine paid

Judge says
Ten days

Wife smirked
Clyde irked

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired...

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I've been a bunny, a kitten,
a baby seal,
a hedgehog, a bear and a tiger;
but most of all I have been me.
Sleeves shredded
sunset pale,
an accessory to the main crime.
My Bonnie face
and my Clyde armour-
no murder or money
just dusty road....

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