Chuckle Poems

A Cosmic Chuckle

They probably lay about up there,
peering down through cosmic telescopes,
giggling over their mugs of stardust tea.

“Another ‘new’ get rich quick scheme?
Or a means of living forever on nothing but kale and green juice?”
They laugh, nodding — no thanks, Earthlings.

And we keep searching, sending out signals,
as they coast back, soles on placid moons,
thinking, “They’ll figure it

a few chuckle perhaps

Talked to a fisherman
He said he hadn’t had a bite in days…so I bit him


Hickory dickory dock
The mice ran up the clock
The clock struck one…
If he clears concussion protocol he’ll start tomorrow


Mary had a little lamb
                   

The Chuckle Brothers

Woke up this morning with a head
This is the curse when you try to change the world
Gave Mary just a slight hint Tony might be bedding Jill, Joan, not excluding Alice
Big John, definitely gay, but as I explained, Billy his partner was kissing May
Mark was salivating over the barmaid Rose
God sakes man haven’t you heard,

They Chuckle In the Wind

The empty canes of raspberries hang low

Red maple leaves are mashed up in the mud

Nature seems to hover by death’s door

Animals and humans drained as whores

No feeling ,no green sap,no flowing blood

The crackling canes of raspberries hang low as

What can we say un-cliched, metaphored?

At dawn the sun will burn despite the Flood

Nature did not force

The Chuckle of the Oracle

It'll rain a lot more than usual today.
And then it will be morning.
It applies to everything in our world.
The stars will age with time.
Reality's fabric will be torn apart.
Humping.
Perhaps the laughing of an oracle.
The night is bitterly cold.
The world around us is a jumble of dots.
Earth is a speck.
The sun, the sea, and love are

Thy Chuckle

Now that I’ve got the clarity
Of my work place solidarity
Let me focus on my chore
Minding my business core..!

Book of Jokes Makes Me Chuckle Yuk Yuk

so I love my book
its read is so silly funny
with special humor
also had strange attitude 
reads of a tale makes me smile



8/16/20
written words by James Edward Lee Sr. 2020 ©

Chuckle Or Buckle

Does it make you chuckle
  or even cause your knees to buckle

Does it make you snicker
  or help your day go quicker

Does it leave you with a smile
  for a little or a long, long while

Just how wide is your grin
  wide enough for a double chin

Have you really laughed out

A Chuckle From My Unicorn

What cranks my cranker every single morn
 Possessed by a demon who's holding my unicorn
Doesn't feel all that bad
In fact, I'm kinda glad
Have led a worry-free life since being born<>

Good For a Chuckle

Well, if for nothing else, I'm good for a chuckle
You can count on me before you remove your stubble
Okay, ladies, this doesn't mean you
Means before getting prettied up, woo hoo
But take care, too much strain on the giggler is not advisable

A Chuckle a Day

A bad attitude is a disability in life
A positive attitude allows us to conquer strife
So chuckle each day
At things along the way
Smile your way through and carry a big knife

Winter Chuckle

A rasping geyser blushes fantastically 
Scratching nearby fountain crystals phenomenally 
Raging in blazing triumph and snicker
Shining 'n giggling in defined flicker

Whilst falling winter laughs merrily 
Into the cold brisk air trot, blithely
Nature breathes in accolade honor
That bluster in the wind wander

Evening time shines from moon far away
Stars open for light beams display
As the night rotates

Giggle and Chuckle

Good morning dear friends, it's a brand new day
Put a smile on your kisser and warble away
You only go round once
So don't count the months
Just giggle and chuckle and enjoy it, I say

Chuckle I Say Chuckle

Why thou Frown?
Express you mirth
Your pleasure, derision
nervousness with an audible vocal expulsion
don't at expense of others

either for pleasure or for intimidation
try to make someone happy
Chuckle, I say Chuckle
if you think it's hard
get the best medicine

Comedy, I guess
the situation is not forever
rather it's gonna be end one day
be happy and optimistic
not only your face smiling

also, your

Giggle and Chuckle

Good morning dear friends, it's a brand new day
Put a smile on your kisser and warble away
You only go round once
So don't count the months
Just giggle and chuckle and enjoy it, I say


© Jack Ellison 2015

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