Best Chuckle Poems

Talked to a fisherman
He said he hadn’t had a bite in days…so I bit him


Hickory dickory dock
The mice ran up the clock
The clock struck one…
If he clears concussion protocol he’ll start tomorrow


Mary had a little lamb
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Well, if for nothing else, I'm good for a chuckle
Each day you can count on me, before you remove your stubble
Okay ladies, this doesn't mean you
Means before you get all prettied up, woo hoo
But take care, too much strain on the giggler is not advisable


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Good morning dear friends, it's a brand new day
Put a smile on your kisser and warble away
You only go round once
So don't count the months
Just giggle and chuckle and enjoy it, I say


© Jack Ellison 2015...

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Good morning dear friends, it's a brand new day
Put a smile on your kisser and warble away
You only go round once
So don't count the months
Just giggle and chuckle and enjoy it, I say...

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Why thou Frown?
Express you mirth
Your pleasure, derision
nervousness with an audible vocal expulsion
don't at expense of others

either for pleasure or for intimidation
try to make someone happy
Chuckle, I say Chuckle
if you think it's hard
get the best medicine

Comedy, I guess
the situation is not forever
rather it's gonna be end...

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Now that I’ve got the clarity
Of my work place solidarity
Let me focus on my chore
Minding my business core..!...

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Laugh And Chuckle
I laugh and I chuckle 
I chuckle and I laugh.
I rolled on the ground. 
I laugh And I chuckle.
You may want to know why.
I saw a clown and he was funny....

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so I love my book
its read is so silly funny
with special humor
also had strange attitude 
reads of a tale makes me smile



8/16/20
written words by James Edward Lee Sr. 2020 ©...

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Does it make you chuckle
  or even cause your knees to buckle

Does it make you snicker
  or help your day go quicker

Does it leave you with a smile
  for a little or a long, long while

Just how wide is your grin
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Woke up this morning with a head
This is the curse when you try to change the world
Gave Mary just a slight hint Tony might be bedding Jill, Joan, not excluding Alice
Big John, definitely gay, but as I explained, Billy his partner was kissing May
Mark was...

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A bad attitude is a disability in life
A positive attitude allows us to conquer strife
So chuckle each day
At things along the way
Smile your way through and carry a big knife...

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The empty canes of raspberries hang low

Red maple leaves are mashed up in the mud

Nature seems to hover by death’s door

Animals and humans drained as whores

No feeling ,no green sap,no flowing blood

The crackling canes of raspberries hang low as

What can we say un-cliched, metaphored?

At dawn...

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Chuckle,
Laugh,
Then, cry
Life is
Made of
Paper cuts
Along the way
There is true happiness...

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Well, if for nothing else, I'm good for a chuckle
You can count on me before you remove your stubble
Okay, ladies, this doesn't mean you
Means before getting prettied up, woo hoo
But take care, too much strain on the giggler is not advisable...

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What cranks my cranker every single morn
 Possessed by a demon who's holding my unicorn
Doesn't feel all that bad
In fact, I'm kinda glad
Have led a worry-free life since being born<>...

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