a few chuckle perhaps

Talked to a fisherman He said he hadn’t had a bite in days…so I bit him Hickory dickory dock The mice ran up the clock The clock struck one… If he clears concussion protocol he’ll start tomorrow Mary had a little lamb …and mashed potatoes too. One potato, two potato, three potato, four That’s all I could afford so I walked out of the store Walked into a church. There sat a tethered parrot on a perch. With a wily rasp he asked if I could “un-tithe” him Purchased a pack of condoms The sales clerk said: “that’ll be $6.95 plus tax” I replied: “forget the tacks, I’ll tie them on”