Bumper Poems


Premium MemberCommonly Seen Bumper Stickers

You can acknowledge the emptiness at the core of your being
or go crazy when the world goes crazy.
The numbers of us overwhelm, 
an impending tsunami, 
my hopeful eulogy about our responsibilities to each other, 
2 jobs 2 hobbies, 
the biomass in the crosswalks, 
fears that rend and own us, 
the Muslim-Judeo-Christian condition.
Your soul is immortal, 
it exists outside of politics and poker. Just kidding. 
Forgotten, forgiven and foregone.
A man’s ego needs no encouragement.
“I’m gonna be huge when I’m dead,” John said 
last time we spoke.

Life is fine!
tough
the reward for our colossal imperfections
a back and forth game
the rivers and selfies of an empire
daily low intensity warfare
Good
a gift
not a curse
new, so let go
a veil, thin if one doesn’t believe in mystery
like all things that are forever changing but always remain the same
thriving
enjoying the passage of time
or will be good
but a dream
okey doke, short, a lazy-eyed tiger
Categories: bumper, crazy, fear, life, political,
Form: Free verse

Premium MemberA Lump On Her Bumper

The female voice without seeing the creature
Is really appealing, like a goddess with sweet features
But we're sometimes surprised
Turns out she's crossed eyes
With a lump on her bumper or a tot on her teeter
Categories: bumper, imagery,
Form: Limerick


Bumper

BUMPER
Bumper bumper bumper bumper
bumper goes the way
bumper on a rainy day
makes the fields so green
Bumper mighty rain drops
Bumper harvest pops

Bumper bumper bumper bumper
 bumper way we sway
bumper heavy sunshine
bumper hay we make 
Bumper greener pastures
send the cows to graze

Bumper bumper bumper bumper
bumper grows the maize
bumper cultivation
bumper flows the grain
bumper vegetation
Happy children we
Categories: bumper, age, animal, children, food,
Form: Rhyme

Premium MemberA Great Bumper Sticker

A great bumper sticker I viewed
“Am I driving too close in front of you?”
Sorry my cranium 
Must be Canadian
Our reputation is, we are NEVER rude
Categories: bumper, humor,
Form: Limerick

Premium MemberA Lump On Her Bumper

The female voice without seeing the creature
Is really appealing, like a goddess with sweet features
But we're sometimes surprised
She ends up with crossed eyes
And a lump on her bumper or a tot on her teeter
Categories: bumper, fun,
Form: Limerick


Premium MemberA Bumper Sticker

“Honk and drive if you love sweet Jesus”
“Text and drive to meet Jesus in pieces”
You are duly warned
Did you hear that horn
Pay attention or your chance increases
Categories: bumper, wisdom,
Form: Limerick

Acute-On-Chronic Bumper Sticker Deficiency

Politics season
Sans rhyme and reason
Never-ending blitz
Constant News Network
Won’t give it a rest

Traffic today
Bumper stickers’
Noted absence
Relief, not grief

Excitement 
Is absent
Root against

Trump chump
Hill pill

Lose.

3/22/16
Categories: bumper, america, humor, political, ,
Form: Diminished Hexaverse

Bumper Stickers On the Highway

Again
on the highway
reading bumper stickers
this morning
"life is a beach,
You  know what I mean"
"got Jesus,got milk?
buy one,get one free"
"got virgins?go to Virginia"
"dropout and proud"
"my dog is smarter
then your student 
of the month"
"bad boys rock,
bad girls rock and roll"
"lady,your middle finger stinks"
"retired,no boss,no bills"
"back up with your bad breath,
you freak"
"hotties for Obama,
rich for Mitt"
"Jesus saved me
from reality TV"
"shame,
gas costs more then beer"
"Wanna go green?
buy a green suit"
"free speech?
go learn english first"
that's all for today
now i'm off the exit...
Categories: bumper, parody,
Form: Free verse

Bumper Cars

that long lonesome highway
ain't so lonesome after all
there's many cars on the byway
and truckers on the long haul

driving one next to another
back and front and all about
dangers abound, some undiscovered
behind, before, all 'round, no doubt

you may think I'm a bit crass
but some folks ridin' these roads
really like to ride upon my ass
despite brake lights that I showed

they get right up to my derriere
and hang there as if we're close
but I try not to look too scared
'lest i tip my hand to overexpose

my fear they'll get in my backseat
to carry them to their destination
an unlikely, yet still possible feat
parked in mind's fertile creation

for miles we go close back to front
they seem to not want to go past
no hurry for them, while i bear the brunt
imagining they might jus' drive up en masse

© Goode Guy 2011-11-29
Categories: bumper, adventure, funny, life, people,
Form: Quatrain

Premium MemberBillboards and Bumper Stickers

Billboards and bumper stickers
as we drive down the highway
little pieces of culture
drifting all along the way;
colors, messages, pictures
so many things we see
so few that we remember
billboards and bumper stickers
covered frequently
with new messages to be discovered
Categories: bumper, life, urban,
Form: Free verse
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