Jack Ellison Poet Limerick

A Lump On Her Bumper

The female voice without seeing the creature
Is really appealing, like a goddess with sweet features
But we're sometimes surprised
Turns out she's crossed eyes
With a lump on her bumper or a tot on her teeter

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Darlene De Beaulieu October 15, 2020 at 11:24 AM Hello \happy jack, the cross eyes lok is a warning sign. Love Darlene. xxx-oooo. Darlene De Beaulieu October 16, 2020 at 11:52 AM Hello Happy Jack, I agree with you. LOL. Love Darlene xxxx-oooo. Jack Ellison October 15, 2020 at 1:13 PM Definitely but that doesn't mean she's not a nice person! LOL Love, Happy Jack XOX

Tom Cunningham October 15, 2020 at 6:36 AM Sounds like a bit of a letdown lol Jack Ellison October 15, 2020 at 6:44 AM WHAT A LETDOWN!!! The lump on her bumper I can handle but not the crossed eyes!!!

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart October 15, 2020 at 6:11 AM Sounds like angel, looks like an angler lol Jack Ellison October 15, 2020 at 6:18 AM LOL Fun stuff eh... am I ever serious? NO! Life is to be laughed at!!! Love from me to you in big globs! XOX