Bumper Stickers On the Highway

Again
on the highway
reading bumper stickers
this morning
"life is a beach,
You  know what I mean"
"got Jesus,got milk?
buy one,get one free"
"got virgins?go to Virginia"
"dropout and proud"
"my dog is smarter
then your student 
of the month"
"bad boys rock,
bad girls rock and roll"
"lady,your middle finger stinks"
"retired,no boss,no bills"
"back up with your bad breath,
you freak"
"hotties for Obama,
rich for Mitt"
"Jesus saved me
from reality TV"
"shame,
gas costs more then beer"
"Wanna go green?
buy a green suit"
"free speech?
go learn english first"
that's all for today
now i'm off the exit...
Copyright © | Year Posted 2012

Poem

Post Comments

Poetrysoup is an environment of encouragement and growth so only provide specific positive comments that indicate what you appreciate about the poem. Negative comments will result your account being banned.

Please Login to post a comment

A   Avatar
June 24, 2012 at 6:14 PM
DIno, what a way to express your free verse... thanks for sharing your poem, always~PD
Spahillari Avatar
June 24, 2012 at 6:32 PM
Thanks PD
Harrell Avatar
June 24, 2012 at 12:35 PM
Lol, oh this is TOO funny!! I love it!! Thoroughly enjoyed it. Great job, Dino!! Love, Toquyen
Spahillari Avatar
June 24, 2012 at 6:32 PM
Thank You
Dietrich Avatar
June 24, 2012 at 9:18 AM
I love this, particularly what you said about "free speech, learn English first" If only!! Very fun poem!
Spahillari Avatar
June 24, 2012 at 6:33 PM
Always appreciated
Henderson Avatar
June 24, 2012 at 8:24 AM
You made me chuckle this morning.. Peace and blessings.
Spahillari Avatar
June 24, 2012 at 6:34 PM
Thanks man
Get a Premium Membership
Turn off ads, get more exposure for your poetry, and get more features with a Premium Membership.
Book: Diverse Voices: The Poetry of Human Rights and the Pursuit of Peace