Bumper Stickers On the Highway

Again on the highway reading bumper stickers this morning "life is a beach, You know what I mean" "got Jesus,got milk? buy one,get one free" "got virgins?go to Virginia" "dropout and proud" "my dog is smarter then your student of the month" "bad boys rock, bad girls rock and roll" "lady,your middle finger stinks" "retired,no boss,no bills" "back up with your bad breath, you freak" "hotties for Obama, rich for Mitt" "Jesus saved me from reality TV" "shame, gas costs more then beer" "Wanna go green? buy a green suit" "free speech? go learn english first" that's all for today now i'm off the exit...