Bulge Poems - Poems about Bulge

Remove the joy from life replace it with drudge Fill a freshwater pond with pitch-black sludge Fish eyes bulge, gills choke ~ underwater's stroke ...

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A vaulter, reportedly French, thought earning a medal a cinch. Though they won’t divulge the size of his bulge, he lost by much more than an inch....

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At times I've been under the influence So since I growed up it's no coincidence That when I indulge My eyeballs bulge And my pulsating body becomes conspicuous...

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At times I've been under the influence So since I growed up it's no coincidence That when I indulge My eyeballs bulge And my pulsating body becomes conspicuous...

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Experts summoned War whoops drum on Speculation ramps up Excitement amps up Convoys move out Generals air doubts Battle lines drawn The conflict dawns It does not go well at all In the end heavy losses fall The ground reeks of sweat The rivers unusually wet Even the winners groan Misery's echo moans Need I...

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At times I've been under the influence So since I growed up it's no coincidence That when I indulge My eyeballs bulge And my pulsating body becomes conspicuous...

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I am locked in armed combat, Fighting against my body fat. I continue to take aim, Against my abundant frame. Jogging up and down a hill Exhausted from my treadmill. These can not alleviate, My BMI or obese weight. My chances of becoming slim Are looking very grim. If I don’t shrink my derriere, It soon won’t fit in any chair. Am I a porky pig, because my...

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She went to the beach with a blanket. Her fat all around...could not tuck-it. String bikini and sand Covered less than her hand. Her spouse hid his head in a bucket. Revised and reposted for Andrea's Limerick Contest...

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She went to the beach with a blanket. Fat all around; she would not tuck-it. String bikini and sand Covered less than her hand. Her husband hid his head in a bucket. Reposted for Poetry Soup Member Contest: ANY FUNNY POEM Sponsored by: ¥ Destroyer ¥ Poet © Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen May 22, 2010...

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Bulge In Your Wallet From the bulge in your wallet I can see the outline of a ring Are you sure you are ready? To be carrying that kind of thing Don’t allow pressure to make you do Something you’re not ready for The consequence of your actions Is nothing to ignore Have you thought it through? Is a moment’s pleasure worth the cost? I come...

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There is a potbelly in Kelly To whom it belongs ‘Our Nelly’ She’s banned from the pantry Works out in the gantry Her bikini versus the deli. © Harry J Horsman 2010...

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Big Brenda knew things were not right When she saw the rolls of cellulite She could not disguise The wrinkly thighs And her hanging butt groaning with fright . Skinny Jack just stood there and leered It was worse than his lean frame had feared When he sat on her lap And had a real bad mishap Skinny vanished .... He just disappeared . But...

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Losing weight is a Summer tradition To get myself in good swimsuit condition But it seems that my fate Is I start it too late so instead of a loss - there's addition!...

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Accepting the Bulge She went to the beach with a blanket. Fat all around; she would not tuck-it. String bikini and sand Covered less than her hand. Her husband hid his head in a bucket. 1st place win in Carolyn’s Limerick Contest. © Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen May 22, 2010 Poetic form: Limerick...

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The trick is to buy a smaller size, The brain tells the head, this is wise, Don't chow down on sweets, To look like those petites, One sure way to shrink ...EXERCISE! For Ms. Devonshire's Contest...

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