The Bulge

Losing weight is a Summer tradition
To get myself in good swimsuit condition
        But it seems that my fate
        Is I start it too late
so instead of a loss - there's addition!

Copyright © | Year Posted 2010



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Date: 7/8/2011 7:47:00 PM
glad you got better than an HM this time with your excellent limerick! congrats. Luv, Andrea
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Date: 7/8/2011 7:30:00 AM
I understant totally, congrats on your win in the contest Ralph
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Date: 7/8/2011 7:07:00 AM
What a cute poem....and oh yes...that swim suit versus the ice cream cone tell-tale story we can all relate to this tale of woe! Congrats to you, Ralph!
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Date: 7/8/2011 5:48:00 AM
Congrats Ralph on another super win in Brian's contest with yet another fantastic creation in poetry my friend.. a wow one.. enjoy..
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Date: 7/8/2011 5:29:00 AM
Awesome, Many congrats on your SUPER WIN, Ralph. Lainie
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Date: 7/8/2011 4:01:00 AM
Congratulations on your win Ralph in Brian's contest. Love, Carol
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Date: 5/27/2010 11:22:00 AM
Congrats on your HM in the contest. Dan C
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Date: 5/26/2010 6:06:00 PM
Congratulations Ralph, on your success in the contest. Agape, Moses
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Date: 5/26/2010 12:55:00 PM
Congrats Ralph on your HM in the Bulge contest with this great write.. enjoy your honor my friend.. with luv from the "Sweetheart"
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Date: 5/23/2010 8:51:00 PM
This is really fun, well done, best of luck in the contest
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Date: 5/23/2010 5:54:00 PM
Cute, I liked it very much. Good luck in the contest.
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Date: 5/23/2010 4:18:00 PM
hahaha, yours is very limerick-ish. I hope this one does well. LUv, andrea
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Date: 5/23/2010 4:06:00 PM
LOL Good One Ralph.....Larry
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Date: 5/23/2010 3:42:00 PM
really cute, good luck
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Date: 5/23/2010 2:34:00 PM
good luck in the contest, enjoyed,..p.d.
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Date: 5/23/2010 2:27:00 PM
Really enjoyed reading 'The Bulge'. Great limerick form and very amusing. Diets always seem to start tomorrow. Good luck in the contest.
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