Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen Poet Limerick

Accepting the Bulge

She went to the beach with a blanket.
Her fat all around...could not tuck-it.
String bikini and sand
Covered less than her hand.
Her spouse hid his head in a bucket.

Revised and reposted for Andrea's Limerick Contest

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Gail Debole June 10, 2012 at 4:34 PM Funny! Congratulations on your win!

Kash Poet June 10, 2012 at 7:08 AM Congrats on your first place win in Andrea's contest Dane Ann!

Nette Onclaud June 10, 2012 at 12:20 AM congrats on your super win, dane ann..:) huggs!

Tanya Harrington June 9, 2012 at 12:18 PM Congrats! Good one, thanks for the laugh...Tanya

Joyce Johnson June 9, 2012 at 12:10 PM Funny Dane Ann. congratulations. Love, Joyce

Carrie Richards June 9, 2012 at 9:34 AM Love it!!!! Congratulations, Dane Ann!!!

Joann Grisetti June 9, 2012 at 9:32 AM Congratulations on a winning limerick.

Ralph Taylor June 9, 2012 at 9:31 AM Congrats on a well deserved 1st Place, Dane Ann. Outstanding. Kudos. Have a great weekend. hugs, Ralph

Carol Sunshine Brown June 9, 2012 at 7:03 AM Congratulations on your win in Andrea's "Limerick" contest Dane Ann. Love, Carol

David Williams June 9, 2012 at 6:54 AM Dane Ann congrats on your win..David

Mandy Tams The Golden Girl June 9, 2012 at 5:19 AM Congratulations on a fine limerick xx

Terry O'Leary June 9, 2012 at 4:27 AM Congratulations on your win! Terry

Andrea Dietrich June 9, 2012 at 12:20 AM Congratulations on your first place win. I am sure glad you got this entered in the nick of time. I just LOVE how you end it with the husband's head in a bucket!!