Short Bulge Poems

Curiosity
A bulge or a pant wrinkle?
Longing for the truth...

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shooting star  wonder
carries in its shiny bulge
a wish only mine...

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rubbish heap
seedlings bulge
a plastic bag...

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Roots Bulge
Up and Reclaim
Unnatural Sidewalks
That Hinder Soil Respiration,
Always....

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on an
old orchard wall
russets ready to fall-
deep pockets bulge with illegal
harvest...

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she preferred a bulge 
        the one inside my wallet 
         now i’m just ~ hard up

By
David Kavanagh...

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    Potatoes and rice
       Let’s roll the dice...
   
    I feel the bulge in my tummy
       Isn’t that nice
...

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Lizard mesmerizes prey
Insect wings are quite fast
Eyes swirling about bulge out
Dinner is but a tongue strike away
Let us pray...

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Hot chick,
How slick

Short skirt,
Must flirt

Firm bum,
Oh yum

A bulge,
Oh fudge!

Shemale,
Wrong trail!

10/25/2016...

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Caressa Bulge came to our town
And looked superb in her nightgown
But to her surprise
A bulge did arise
Springing out as a tattooed clown...

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Cantankerous celibate husband
long time since male member did expand
overdosed viagra
bulge rivaled Niagara
exciting playboys in grandstand...

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Battle of the bulge
From greesy foods love to divulge
Over lips and through the gums
Love handles now do come
When will I learn not to indulge...

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He said, "I want a lady with more,"
"But you have more than I can adore"
When he looked down
Sporting a frown
And saw a bulge not noticed before!...

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A vaulter, reportedly French,
thought earning a medal a cinch.
Though they won’t divulge
the size of his bulge,
he lost by much more than an inch....

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When we’re swimming, it’s kind of a sin
showing too much of some parts of skin.
So please do be kind.
Make sure your behind
doesn’t bulge from the swimsuit you’re in...

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At times I've been under the influence
So since I growed up it's no coincidence
That when I indulge
My eyeballs bulge
And my pulsating body becomes conspicuous...

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At times I've been under the influence
So since I growed up it's no coincidence
That when I indulge
My eyeballs bulge
And my pulsating body becomes conspicuous...

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At times I've been under the influence
So since I growed up it's no coincidence
That when I indulge
My eyeballs bulge
And my pulsating body becomes conspicuous...

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At times I've been under the influence
So since I growed up it's no coincidence
That when I indulge
My eyeballs bulge
And my pulsating body becomes conspicuous...

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There once was this fellow quite mellow
When he sat on a chair he jiggled like jello
Loved to indulge
Caused a big bulge
Round the middle of this real mellow fellow...

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Losing weight is a Summer tradition
To get myself in good swimsuit condition
        But it seems that my fate
        Is I start it too late
so instead of a loss - there's addition!...

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There is a potbelly in Kelly
  To whom it belongs  ‘Our Nelly’
   She’s banned from the pantry
    Works out in the gantry
     Her bikini versus the deli.

© Harry J Horsman  2010...

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    Remove the joy from life
      replace it with drudge

    Fill a freshwater pond
      with pitch-black sludge

    Fish eyes bulge, gills choke
      ~ underwater's stroke
...

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There once was this fellow quite mellow
When he sat on a chair he jiggled like jello
Loved to indulge
Caused a very big bulge
Round the middle of this real mellow fellow...

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Women battling the bulge is no surprise
Being looked at on the beach; the ultimate prize
   And when the battle they win
   It causes a grin
To notice a different bulge in the men's levis....

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