Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen Poet Limerick

Accepting the Bulge

She went to the beach with a blanket.
Fat all around; she would not tuck-it.
String bikini and sand
Covered less than her hand.
Her husband hid his head in a bucket.

Reposted for Poetry Soup Member Contest: ANY FUNNY POEM 	
Sponsored by: ¥ Destroyer ¥ Poet

© Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen
May 22, 2010

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Robert A. Dufresne July 16, 2011 at 3:30 AM haha very funny Dane Ann Congrats to you

Andrea Dietrich July 15, 2011 at 8:40 PM hahaha, one of the cutest limericks I ever saw from you. A very well deserved win, Dane Ann!

Mike Dailey July 15, 2011 at 12:50 PM I have seen that woman at the beach. Not a pretty sight. congratulations on the win. Mike

Juanita Warden July 15, 2011 at 7:56 AM Congrats on your win,Dane.

Dr.Ram Mehta July 15, 2011 at 7:22 AM My congratulations on this win in the contest of P.D., Dane

Carol Sunshine Brown July 15, 2011 at 5:09 AM Congratulations Dane Ann on the win in P.D.'s "Funny Poem" contest. Love, Carol

James Peranteau July 15, 2011 at 4:58 AM Well dear poet, I generally refrain from comments with such diagram, yet, this one, I have to laugh Dane Ann ! *smiles* Been there, seen that, lol Have a great weekend my friend.....much love, james

Poet Destroyer A July 14, 2011 at 10:23 PM Dane, Congratulations on your FUNNY entry! Thank you for entering your awesome poem in my contest. Also thanks for supporting my contest. Have yourself a great and wonderful night,..p.d

Linda-Marie Sweetheart July 14, 2011 at 9:17 PM Congrats Dane Ann on your winning poem in funny poem contest luv.. a witty treat indeed..luv...

Carol Sunshine Brown July 14, 2011 at 11:08 AM Enjoying reading the very diverse poetry here today. I am happy to see you have shared a bit of your excellent writing with us today Dane Ann. Heres hoping you have a wonderful day. Love, Carol

Kash Poet July 14, 2011 at 6:11 AM Nice humour here...enjoyed.