Accepting the Bulge

She went to the beach with a blanket.
Fat all around; she would not tuck-it.
String bikini and sand
Covered less than her hand.
Her husband hid his head in a bucket.

Reposted for Poetry Soup Member Contest: ANY FUNNY POEM 	
Sponsored by: ¥ Destroyer ¥ Poet

© Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen
May 22, 2010

Copyright © | Year Posted 2011



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Date: 7/16/2011 3:30:00 AM
haha very funny Dane Ann Congrats to you
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Date: 7/15/2011 8:40:00 PM
hahaha, one of the cutest limericks I ever saw from you. A very well deserved win, Dane Ann!
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Date: 7/15/2011 12:50:00 PM
I have seen that woman at the beach. Not a pretty sight. congratulations on the win. Mike
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Date: 7/15/2011 7:56:00 AM
Congrats on your win,Dane.
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Date: 7/15/2011 7:22:00 AM
My congratulations on this win in the contest of P.D., Dane
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Date: 7/15/2011 5:09:00 AM
Congratulations Dane Ann on the win in P.D.'s "Funny Poem" contest. Love, Carol
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Date: 7/15/2011 4:58:00 AM
Well dear poet, I generally refrain from comments with such diagram, yet, this one, I have to laugh Dane Ann ! *smiles* Been there, seen that, lol Have a great weekend my friend.....much love, james
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Date: 7/14/2011 10:23:00 PM
Dane, Congratulations on your FUNNY entry! Thank you for entering your awesome poem in my contest. Also thanks for supporting my contest. Have yourself a great and wonderful night,..p.d
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Date: 7/14/2011 9:17:00 PM
Congrats Dane Ann on your winning poem in funny poem contest luv.. a witty treat indeed..luv...
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Date: 7/14/2011 11:08:00 AM
Enjoying reading the very diverse poetry here today. I am happy to see you have shared a bit of your excellent writing with us today Dane Ann. Heres hoping you have a wonderful day. Love, Carol
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Date: 7/14/2011 6:11:00 AM
Nice humour here...enjoyed.
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