Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen Poet Limerick

Accepting the Bulge

Accepting the Bulge

She went to the beach with a blanket.
Fat all around; she would not tuck-it.
String bikini and sand
Covered less than her hand.
Her husband hid his head in a bucket.

1st place win in Carolyn’s Limerick Contest.


© Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen
May 22, 2010
Poetic form:  Limerick

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De R June 22, 2010 at 10:20 AM This is funny..congrats on your win!:) Emily

Kabuteng P.Ink K. May 27, 2010 at 9:37 PM Super congrats on your first place win with this witty limerick, Dane :) Super smiles as I read this :)

Daniel Cwiak May 27, 2010 at 10:43 AM Cute! Congrats on your win! Dan C

Sharon Tideswell May 26, 2010 at 4:56 PM LOL, congrats on your first place win with this very amusing limerick.

Debbie Guzzi May 26, 2010 at 12:37 PM LOL yup NO BIKINI's! You go gal! Light & Love

Linda-Marie Sweetheart May 26, 2010 at 12:27 PM Congrats on your 1st place win in the Bulge contest with this wonderful Limerick Dane Ann.. good going and enjoy your win.. with luv from the "Sweetheart"

Sean Kelly May 26, 2010 at 10:58 AM Congrats on the win DA and plenty of factor 60 !!!

John Freeman May 26, 2010 at 10:31 AM Hilarious Dane, congratulations on your first place, Agape, Moses

Joyce Johnson May 26, 2010 at 10:02 AM Very funny Dane Ann. Congratulations on your big first place win. Love, Joyce

Carolyn Devonshire May 26, 2010 at 9:28 AM Please tell me what size bucket your husband wears. Big congrats on your first-place win. I couldn't stop laughing! Love, Carolyn

Amy Green May 23, 2010 at 9:56 AM LOL- Hilarious!

Constance La France May 22, 2010 at 6:17 PM Very funny, I really like it.. best of luck in the contest..

Anthony Nutter May 22, 2010 at 4:46 PM Very funny, looks like you have a winner. Best wishes in the contest.

May 22, 2010 at 4:26 PM Got a chuckle out of this one. No bikinis for me. Save my husband the embarassment. Good luck in the contest. Keep on writing! Karen

Skat A May 22, 2010 at 4:15 PM HA FUNNY, AND AWE THE BUCKET HAHA, ENJOYED AND GOOD LUCK ON THE CONTEST

Carrie Richards May 22, 2010 at 4:12 PM How funny....I can picture this poor embarrassed guy....with a bucket on his head!! :) Good one, Dane Ann!