Best Bulge Poems
Below are the all-time best Bulge poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of bulge poems written by PoetrySoup members
Disappeared In Bulge .Big Brenda knew things were not right
When she saw the rolls of cellulite
She could not disguise
The wrinkly thighs
And her hanging butt groaning with fright .
Skinny...
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Categories:
bulge, funny
Form:
Limerick
Negative LoveOur eyes met
Across the room
The sight of her
My heart went boom
Her shiny hair
Skin so fair
Slimline body
Shaped to stare
I introduce
Myself to her
Her accent...
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Categories:
bulge, love, passionnight, me, night,
Form:
Rhyme
Blind Date Disaster - Now a CollaborationHe arrived wearing pink skinny jeans
They were scruffy and ripped at the seams
He looked like a wiener
I will not be meaner
But he’s sure not the...
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Categories:
bulge, clothes, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
What Life Means To MeLife,
I put the suit on long ago
been wearing it ever since
it came with a coat and snappy vest
and two pair of shiny pants.
The pockets I...
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Categories:
bulge, life, metaphor,
Form:
Verse
Inspector TweedeThere was no finer detective than Inspector Thaddeus Tweede of Scotland Yard!
He was most astute in solving crimes and could quickly detect a fake canard!
He...
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Categories:
bulge, funny, mystery,
Form:
Rhyme
A Lunatic LadyIn the harvested field near the canal,
she roams with a mind slid from its rail.
Her muddy skirt and brownish hairs
flutter in the salty wind...
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Categories:
bulge, sad,
Form:
Verse
Match Made In HeavenI stand naked by the mirror
Looking at myself
I look like ummm
Something off a dusty shelf
My ribs stick out
You could play them like a harp
And my...
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Categories:
bulge, funny, husband, love, wifeme,
Form:
Rhyme
Death of a RomanticThe bees buzzed as they always did
and storms receded.
Silence hushed itself inside a shell.
Jackrabbits hopped away from hell
still intoxicated.
The village swarmed with threats.
Honest men could...
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Categories:
bulge, love, sadme,
Form:
I do not know?
The Scar - Written In Collaboration By Lynn Marie and Victor BuhagiarAre you happy with your work doctor?
Look at me when I talk to you.
I looked in the mirror you know.
Mirrors don't lie.
What you see is...
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Categories:
bulge, angel, anger, angst, conflict,
Form:
Free verse
The Fire That Bred YouLong after your beginning in dancing ancient dream,
The ferocious fire that fought only to keep you warm
Flickered my night aglow in sweet, loving longing
Haunting...
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Categories:
bulge, beautiful, deep, destiny, growth,
Form:
Free verse
Manna-Marmite-Or What Is ItTommy’s battle is in the bulge.
So much marmite in his pantry.
Celebrating, he does indulge.
Souper Choir laments in chantry.
What is this edible cement?
I’ve not the wherewithal...
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Categories:
bulge, food, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
The Ballad of Daphne and Jack, the SequelGather 'round me, my dears,
I'll continue the tale
Of a princess and her pirate lover.
Of her crown unencumbered,
They pillaged and plundered
As they wandered the seven seas...
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Categories:
bulge, adventure, humor, princess,
Form:
Light Verse
The Endless FightThe Endless Fight
My sis and I, we made a vow,
to lose all of our weight somehow.
Long months we tried; sometimes we’d cheat.
Jogging! Oh the agony...
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Categories:
bulge, health,
Form:
Rhyme
ScissorsSnip away the flesh.
Blood spits
on the unforgiving floor,
stained,
soaked in,
to the point where the tile bursts-
soul helpless, gas exposed
and the poison kicks in-
pounding
pulsing,
running through the...
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Categories:
bulge, girlfriend-boyfriend,
Form:
Free verse
And Then From Darkness Came the LightAnd Then From Darkness Came The Light
When you have ate the burning sand
tasted the heart of grief and its pain
felt your soul, your heart...
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Categories:
bulge, god, heaven, inspirational, life,
Form:
Rhyme