Bonehead Poems - Poems about Bonehead

...when i was a sage would want to take advantage of poems i manage while being a sage would write my poems page by page which was latest rage with capacity poems had much tenacity for sagac......Read the rest...

...Addends, minuend, subtrahends... all Greek to poor student long haired pencil necked freak. Damned (internal) revenue stream plus plugged egress equals flood of woe torturous suffocation of b......Read the rest...

...A real treasure who gave off himself, impart joyfulness into people's lives always worried about lifestyle forms other than ourselves his wit helped many win rewards. No idleness ......Read the rest...

...A definite bonehead moment since revised when das scribe made laughing stock of himself (circa ~ 8:30 post meridiem December twenty eighth, 2022). A retrospective account revisited court......Read the rest...

...It was noon when I got the call Jewelry store robbed at the mall It was a young man, very tall Spoke with a drawl Spoke with a drawl In the store, I'd been permitted Where a theft had been c......Read the rest...

...she knew all the moves Queen's Gambit Sicilian Defense Bura's Desperado Sacrifice with her arms wrapping me we barreled the freeway racing headlong into the wind balanced on two wheels below ......Read the rest...

...He said See shed! She said Much cred! He said We’s pleased? She said Bee’s knees! She said We red? He said Cash dead She said Bonehead! He left Unsaid Just smiled Instead ————— ......Read the rest...

...Wifey (a duet) If your love for me was as deep as you always claim it is, then you'd find me a lion's head. To prove my love to you, sugar cane for the feline I will gladly go hunting my ......Read the rest...

...Here's the deal, folks... This is, as indicated, the 2nd HALF of this fairly lengthy poem. Due to Poetry Soup's file-size limitations, this piece had to be posted in 2 parts. The 1st HALF ca......Read the rest...

...(alternately titled: why yours truly crafted six electronic aliases). No rhyme nor reason beatle browed beastie boy long ago created INXS of half dozen email addresses gallivanting feigning h......Read the rest...

...Being on the team that got Trump elected. People treat me as if I were seriously infected. For being part of a team, That shares Trump's American dream! Of an America strong and  free of go......Read the rest...

...(lesson taught during the foggy night of December 29th, 2018) Right there on the driver side front seat of locked car (2009 Hyundai Sonata if that adds mar soup pea el uber lyft, heft, distr......Read the rest...

...“FAKE” Dread Locked Dumpster Diver Not by choice this average bonehead configured Earthlinked Bozo went kicking, and screaming into refuse bin naturally (no questions asked, ......Read the rest...

...Former CIA Director John Brennan scathing headlines Washington Post op-ed sharply published critical accusations muted excoriation slams Commander in Chief volcanic blatant pathological lying......Read the rest...

...I’m always loud. I was never really good at whispering I have a love/hate relationship with people and animals I suffer from bulimia and my vomit is sometimes deadly I’m mostly an introvert......Read the rest...