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Bonehead Poems - Poems about Bonehead

Favorite Ogden Nash, Will Rogers and Robert Frost Horn Haiku
...when i was a sage would want to take advantage of poems i manage while being a sage would write my poems page by page which was latest rage with capacity poems had much tenacity for sagac......

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Categories: bonehead, allegory, analogy,
Form: Haiku
Wordsmith Theoretician Postulates Kooky Equation
...Addends, minuend, subtrahends... all Greek to poor student long haired pencil necked freak. Damned (internal) revenue stream plus plugged egress equals flood of woe torturous suffocation of b......

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Categories: bonehead, 3rd grade, 4th grade,
Form: Rhyme



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...A real treasure who gave off himself, impart joyfulness into people's lives always worried about lifestyle forms other than ourselves his wit helped many win rewards. No idleness ......

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Categories: bonehead, death of a friend,
Form: Free verse
A Definite Bonehead Moment
...A definite bonehead moment since revised when das scribe made laughing stock of himself (circa ~ 8:30 post meridiem December twenty eighth, 2022). A retrospective account revisited court......

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Categories: bonehead, 11th grade, 12th grade,
Form: Rhyme
The Case of a Stolen Diamond
...It was noon when I got the call Jewelry store robbed at the mall It was a young man, very tall Spoke with a drawl Spoke with a drawl In the store, I'd been permitted Where a theft had been c......

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Categories: bonehead, mystery,
Form: Rhyme



She Knew All the Moves
...she knew all the moves Queen's Gambit Sicilian Defense Bura's Desperado Sacrifice with her arms wrapping me we barreled the freeway racing headlong into the wind balanced on two wheels below ......

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Categories: bonehead, love,
Form: Romanticism
Premium Member He Said, She Said
...He said See shed! She said Much cred! He said We’s pleased? She said Bee’s knees! She said We red? He said Cash dead She said Bonehead! He left Unsaid Just smiled Instead ————— ......

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Categories: bonehead, silly,
Form: Rhyme
Wifey
...Wifey (a duet) If your love for me was as deep as you always claim it is, then you'd find me a lion's head. To prove my love to you, sugar cane for the feline I will gladly go hunting my ......

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Categories: bonehead, abuse, anger, relationship, woman,
Form: Dramatic Verse
A Plethora of America Online Screen Names
...(alternately titled: why yours truly crafted six electronic aliases). No rhyme nor reason beatle browed beastie boy long ago created INXS of half dozen email addresses gallivanting feigning h......

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Categories: bonehead, 11th grade, 12th grade,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member President Trump
...Being on the team that got Trump elected. People treat me as if I were seriously infected. For being part of a team, That shares Trump's American dream! Of an America strong and  free of go......

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Categories: bonehead, america, emotions, faith, inspiration,
Form: I do not know?
Key Knees Zion Echo Gnome Mix
...(lesson taught during the foggy night of December 29th, 2018) Right there on the driver side front seat of locked car (2009 Hyundai Sonata if that adds mar soup pea el uber lyft, heft, distr......

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Categories: bonehead, anger, endurance, fate, grief,
Form: Free verse
Fake Dread Locked Dumpster Diver
...“FAKE” Dread Locked Dumpster Diver Not by choice this average bonehead configured Earthlinked Bozo went kicking, and screaming into refuse bin naturally (no questions asked, ......

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Categories: bonehead, 8th grade, absence, america,
Form: Free verse
Mean Mien Donald Trump
...Former CIA Director John Brennan scathing headlines Washington Post op-ed sharply published critical accusations muted excoriation slams Commander in Chief volcanic blatant pathological lying......

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Categories: bonehead, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Light Verse
Mr Remington Goes To Therapy- Session One
...I’m always loud. I was never really good at whispering I have a love/hate relationship with people and animals I suffer from bulimia and my vomit is sometimes deadly I’m mostly an introvert......

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Categories: bonehead, death, society, violence,
Form: Personification
Premium Member How Not To Rob a Bank
... Sonny and Sal, you pulled a bonehead play. Did you think you could rob that bank and get away? Besides, most of the money was picked up earlier in the day. Just across the street in the ......

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Categories: bonehead, film,
Form: Rhyme

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