Fake Dread Locked Dumpster Diver

“FAKE” Dread Locked Dumpster Diver Not by choice this average bonehead configured Earthlinked Bozo went kicking, and screaming into refuse bin naturally (no questions asked, nor guffaws uttered) with chin clamped tight, since the missus (by some rare, min ness school, one in a bajillion chancy pin in a haystack fluke of circumstance) sin gull handed dropped, the entire set of keys (YES) vin dick heave lee into the morbid, horrid and fetid weeks old garbage filled dumpster, this an absolute zero - no win ning situation, roundly pitched against a cosmic malicious yin hmm..., a hunch shot thru my mind, that she, whose first name simply Abby blithely, casually, and deliberately tossed the only set of keys free lee (for sole access to our apartment, plus the singular way to start our car, a 2009 Hyundai Sonata as if that makes sum difference), and with her sinister glee fully, excitedly, and coquettish lee, plus maniacally, preternaturally, and snidely wanted me to sink deep into the junk yard rabid dog gone, maggot and rat infested stinking pit pre venting no more violent fisticuff altercations getting re tally lit tory revenge e'er since (I readily, stoically, and tacitly admit), this blowhard good for nothing husband drunken deal O meg odd, Sigma Epsilon former frat boy, who weathered volleyed unspooled evil epithet laced expletives both of us suffering fools dell lose hen null, asper this match made in hell yourr truly inflicting (measure for measure) un intel ledge gent till hurtful heaping glomming pell mell more'n a death knell feline times nine lifetimes of misery hard sell tum ma crony's, a worthless corny soul shucked aye tell each of our base grotesqueness equally receiving our deserved respective weltanschauung headstrong shouldering keel well ling kneecaps, and toes oven angry papa no match for an absurd albeit, one petsmart mama bird, twittering cruelly, emasculating my manhood, curd dill ling, and excoriating thine ego, gird ding mine entire being with accursed damnation heard, this side of Schwenksville, Pennsylvania, sans her blistering, unswerving, and weltering wicked wrathfulness, yawping fiendish zeal, she malevolently espoused with every scathing word.