Best Bonehead Poems

They came with their white jump suits and nets,
changing your known reality,
washed and disinfected,
special jacket.

Teach you to obey the laws of God and society.
Hey baby! Hey baby!
Hold on! Wait!
Not yet!

They strapped you to a big ole metal table.
The needle went deep,
as the masked
man lied.

You slowly...

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A definite bonehead moment

since revised when das scribe 
made laughing stock of himself 
(circa ~ 8:30 post meridiem 
December twenty eighth, 2022).

A retrospective account
revisited courtesy the following 
honest to dog doe eyed, 
doofus dopey dilemma
allows, enables, and provides
figurative fodder from readers,
who ordinarily lavish
honorable voluntary praiseworthy...

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Wifey (a duet)

If your love for me was as deep 
as you always claim it is, then
you'd find me a lion's head.
	To prove my love to you, sugar cane
	for the feline I will gladly go hunting
	my favourite subject! You will see...

What kind of man are...

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