Best Bonehead Poems

They came with their white jump suits and nets,
changing your known reality,
washed and disinfected,
special jacket.

Teach you to obey the laws of God and society.
Hey baby!...

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A definite bonehead moment

since revised when das scribe 
made laughing stock of himself 
(circa ~ 8:30 post meridiem 
December twenty eighth, 2022).

A retrospective account
revisited courtesy...

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Here's the deal, folks...
   This is, as indicated, the 2nd HALF of this fairly lengthy poem. Due to Poetry Soup's file-size limitations, this...

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I’m always loud. I was never really good at whispering 

I have a love/hate relationship with people and animals

I suffer from bulimia and my vomit...

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she knew all the moves
Queen's Gambit
Sicilian Defense
Bura's Desperado Sacrifice
with her arms wrapping me
we barreled the freeway
racing headlong into the wind
balanced on two wheels below
as free...

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Bony bona fide bones bare bones                   ...

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Being on the team that got
Trump elected.
People treat me as if
I were seriously infected.
For being part of a team,
That shares Trump's
American dream!

Of an America strong...

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It was noon when I got the call
Jewelry store robbed at the mall
It was a young man, very tall
Spoke with a drawl   Spoke...

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“FAKE” Dread Locked Dumpster Diver

Not by choice this average
     bonehead configured Earthlinked
     Bozo went kicking, and screaming
...

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Former CIA Director
John Brennan scathing headlines
Washington Post op-ed sharply
published critical accusations

muted excoriation slams
Commander in Chief
volcanic blatant pathological lying
spews like lava his American

foreign policy boilerplate brazenly
bastardizes...

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Sonny and Sal, you pulled a bonehead play.
Did you think you could rob that bank and get away?
Besides, most of the money was picked up...

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Being as a mirror answers,
yet still a chimera
in the dense companion
that is my mind,
getting to know my character
for its more pleasant side,
I can forget, momentarily,
a...

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(lesson taught during the foggy night
of December 29th, 2018)

Right there on the driver side
front seat of locked car
(2009 Hyundai Sonata
if that adds mar
soup pea el...

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Wifey (a duet)

If your love for me was as deep 
as you always claim it is, then
you'd find me a lion's head.
	To prove my love...

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He said
See shed!
She said
Much cred!
He said
We’s pleased?
She said
Bee’s knees!
She said
We red?
He said
Cash dead
She said
Bonehead!
He left
Unsaid
Just smiled
Instead

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Purely imagined…...

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