Favorite Ogden Nash, Will Rogers and Robert Frost Horn Haiku

when i was a sage
would want to take advantage
of poems i manage

while being a sage
would write my poems page by page
which was latest rage

with capacity
poems had much tenacity
for sagacity

had a head with bone (Bonehead)
either against wall would stone
or leave me alone

when he was a priest
together puzzle had pieced
he would be a beast

had been annoyed
horrible hemorrhoid
was celluloid

when pneumonic
broke barrier and sonic
had been plutonic

with apartment posh
his both hands from case would wash
when into would squash

Trump i would offend
my poem will amend and append
more sins he will send

when poem have been best
here is what I will suggest
eat easy to digest
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