Wordsmith Theoretician Postulates Kooky Equation

Addends, minuend, subtrahends... all Greek to poor student long haired pencil necked freak. Damned (internal) revenue stream plus plugged egress equals flood of woe torturous suffocation of biosphere quite slow particularly concerning one Norwegian bachelor farmer from Oslo amidst the bajillions of people, one common Joe (cur) just biden his time pleading to acquire much needed dough, attorney General assistant Lynne Costello sought out to help yours truly (to no avail) hoof hound himself cloven and rent asunder courtesy ofttimes mentioned cyber outlaws preying upon (long in the tooth) fellow suddenly his entire body electric being deceived synonymous with the plot of Iago in my version starring Henry Wadsworth Longfellow as none other than Othello punch drunk as Judy falling down laughing, roistering, yammering hysterically and rolling with a stoned Rockafellow, whose role as a convincing fall guy convincingly contradicted himself as an above board underfellow. Yours truly voluntarily recruited himself, cuz he haint been rather astute therefore welcomes a swift kick in the derrière courtesy squared off steel tipped boot knocking the living daylights predicated on lovely bonehead moment linkedin to poppycock that did compute as sense and sensibility even suspicious to a deaf-mute leary toward one extortionist pièce de résistance, he did execute and pulled wool over my eyes analogous to snake charmer playing magic (Johnson) flute transfixing yours truly a dunderhead lunkhead punked galoot who in hindset could not add up fishy (worm I going) oh yeah... virtually nabbed courtesy cyber bandits, who gane nary a hoot prying skewed logistics I impute to wanna hang myself courtesy suitable length of jute tied with Gordian knute gofundme page welcomes pledging loot to help me (if you can) with desired great expectation moot, hence these lovely bones when cremated will be transformed into fine powder more inert than a newt.