Best Yuppie Poems

Climb mountains! 
Slay Dragons! 
That's what I did 
When I was a kid 
Now it's too much 
All this grownup stuff 
Amalgamations 
Corporations 
Business-like murder...

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My favourite episode scene 
Has to be seen, to know what I mean
'Only Fools and Horses' is the comedy show
Just watch and the laughing will...

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This very morning when I awoke, I thought someone had played a joke. I checked the pot, it was bone dry. I checked the pantry...

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WHEELIE BIN JOE
On the north side of Brisbane lives a man who does no wrong, 
He pongs a bit, he's grubby and his beard and...

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Sniper hid vapors
tend to always bullet strike
with stealth air carrier accuracy

Silent noxious assault
pierced the nostrils
with oxy painful inhalation,
of the non-ventilated third degree 

Deadly gaseous arrows
hit...

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The Apple of my Eye
**Quintuple Acrostic**

Tempting me to steal her
Heart. I yearn for her much, yet not
Enough.

Ample 
Positives, no glaring weaknesses.
Peaceful, charming, witty. I'm 
Lusting...

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Beggars of California 

With their tattoos and their piercings, I don’t give money to beggars in California.        ...

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You marketing types love us.
Blue all over, fear of nothing a man can throw,
Quick to bow down when the boss come by...
not the one paying...

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I should have been a Beat Poet

I should have been a Beat Poet
Like Ginsberg or Ferlinghetti
They were good but not that great
Oh, maybe I'm being...

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"when the Gods want to punish you, they answer your prayers"
              ...

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When the president said ‘misunderestimated’
Everybody wondered, ‘was he ever educated’
But I forgive him that, for the thing that makes me ‘EEK!’
Is the mad proliferation of...

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Sixties Manson Beatles Connection

Helter
Skelter

Seventies Know it all

Lippy
Hippie

Eighties Favorite Pet

Yuppie
Puppy

Nineties Kyoto Protocol

Pollution 
Solution 

Two Thousand Twelve Election 

Barrack
Back



Footle Fun Contest

First attempt at this form....

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No Matter The Floor You Pass Out On

I awake as any other madman slash poet.
Apon the floor  naked  pizza box for pillow a...

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Thanks for not saying I'm an Alpaca!

Llama
Calmer

Kitten will only eat Kit-E cat

Fussy
Pussy

Tiddle's uses her litter tray

Tiddle's 
Piddles

Eeyore had far too much to drink

Wonky 
Donkey

Jockeying for...

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L is for Laughter, we share Lavishly.
O is for the fights that explode Occasionally
V is for the insurmountable Vastness of us.
E is love Eternity that...

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