Best Yuppie Poems

Climb mountains! 
Slay Dragons! 
That's what I did 
When I was a kid 
Now it's too much 
All this grownup stuff 
Amalgamations 
Corporations 
Business-like murder 
          under the guise of merger 
Micro-second chattel battles 
 ...

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My favourite episode scene 
Has to be seen, to know what I mean
'Only Fools and Horses' is the comedy show
Just watch and the laughing will flow

The scene that I talk about
Is of 'Del Boy' in yuppie spout pout
As he talks with 'Trigger' at the bar
Has...

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They say 
"The older you get
the more childish you become"
Yuppie! How nice!
It will be a new beginning 
for a fresh dumb...

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