Silent But Deadly



Sniper hid vapors
tend to always bullet strike
with stealth air carrier accuracy

Silent noxious assault
pierced the nostrils
with oxy painful inhalation,
of the non-ventilated third degree 

Deadly gaseous arrows
hit the overcrowded banquet room target;
and killed a-many healthy appetites,
with an alarming, 
depressed tongue rate-of-mortality

Hurried footsteps exiting
is all the flatulent evidence I would need
to likewise proceed  ... very quickly

Some intestinal terrorist
was dropping 
lite ranch dressing bowel bombs,
most heavily

And the near-suicidal rush to escape
has gag damaged many throats,
most  indiscriminately

I don’t cruelly mean to turbo fan 
butt-of-joke rumors
with word-of-mouth rapidity

But ... it really was
a silent butt deadly graduation affair
And I say this,
with the utmost, stiff upper-lip respect:
Scented air peace
from an anonymous tip identity

This upwardly mobile yuppie —  
Troll emoji catphish-ing bottom feeder
harbors no low-brow,
high school dropout insensitivity

Copyright © | Year Posted 2018



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Date: 10/1/2018 6:49:00 AM
"Some intestinal terrorist was dropping lite ranch dressing bowel bombs, most heavily"; this verse was just great! The whole poem is, but especially this one. Thanks for the laugh.
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Date: 9/1/2018 2:17:00 PM
Just hate those crop dusters and those sunday school creepers. You took the roof off with this one Freddie, loved it...
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Date: 9/1/2018 12:37:00 PM
LOL Thanks for the laugh Freddie. :) As I have said, you have a way with words. I hope you survived this ok...lol :)
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Date: 9/1/2018 9:54:00 AM
haha ha I love a good farty poem in fact I've just finished a poem on the same subject but I'll alter my title as it was going to be called 'silent but deadly - hoof hearted, will just make it hoof hearted so our titles are different lol:-) Just going to post it now:-) hugs Jan xx
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