Best You Scratch My Back Poems

I can't help myself, it's what I do
I'm just so addicted to the trade
I was too dang scared to steal the dog
'Cause of all the...

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You scratch my back and I'll scratch yours.
Cliche' you say....oh yes. It seems to be the way
the way to get "poets" to read what you...

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~I don't need, In case you haven't heard~

I don't need to strip for no crown, unless you desire large breast
Casarah, there's no need to be...

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I've got your back you've got mine.
I'll be your light from a thousand miles.
I'll be your guild and shield from time to time,
from place to...

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Just scrap metal in your bellow?
Is your pedal, mellowed old?

Poor old friend, you've lost your wheels
You dream in color, of rubber burning,...
where coughed exhaust, was...

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What a pussy is my pussy cat
 soft, silky, shiny n delicate
 touching her makes me feel
 mouth-melting goody chocolate

  she would purr, turn...

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when I say I’m cold, what I mean is you’re warm
when I say I’m  itchy, what I mean is scratch my back

when I say...

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You scratch my back, and I’ll scratch yours
And anything besides
You see, my dear, I need to get
The top spot contest prize

To be ranked one, is...

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Cricket with only one leg
Starts off early my friend
Scratch my back...

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"The Reptilian Anthropocene"



The Reptilians
war daily 
enrobed in their
stiff distinction suits
rainbow coloured badges 
pinned to their lapels
they beat their breasts 
and oily palms
profiting from all 
the...

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I don’t know what it’s called
But there is a little flap of skin behind my two front teeth
My two front teeth
My two front teeth
And sometimes...

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Pride and Prejudice A Dog’s Tale

Simply scratching is really not fair
said King Kong to the mut in his lair
you’ve laid down with me’s
and I’m covered...

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I am the soul of all the Grecian Gods you have revered and penned
I know no matter what...

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Unquotable quotes: Nurses – XIX

A nurse well-dressed is a nurse well-thought of, even if she administers the coup de grace.
Prick a nurse and she’ll pamper...

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As I was going to Saint Ives,
I met a man with a serious case of hives!
He asked me to scratch his back and I said,...

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