Larry Belt Poet Rhyme

Here Kitty Kitty

I can't help myself, it's what I do
I'm just so addicted to the trade
I was too dang scared to steal the dog
'Cause of all the noise he made

You can see that I'm a cat burglar
By the mask and kitty in my paws
It's not like I stole your jewlery box
So I'm really not breaking any laws

See, I was only gonna borrow him
There's no need to sound the alarm
I needed this varmint to scratch my back
I didn't mean the little fella any harm

Now wait just a minute, don't call the cops
You caught me red handed with the critter
I'll give him back, 'cause he smells like poo
So you probably need to change the kitty litter





For Francine's Contest "Tell me about it"

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Debbie Guzzi July 23, 2014 at 2:15 PM Awww kitties don't smell, dogs do! Light & Love

Elaine George April 8, 2011 at 4:37 AM lol! This is Brilliant! Larry and so deserving of First Place. Lainie

Barbara Gorelick April 6, 2011 at 7:08 PM This is a riot..congats on being top of the heap!..you are one funny man..BG

John Freeman April 6, 2011 at 6:42 PM Great to see you at the top Larry. Congratulations on your worthy first place. "I'll give him back, 'cause he smells like poo" Agreat line Larry, Bravo. Agape, Moses

Brian Magness April 6, 2011 at 4:40 PM Love the Cat burglar. great!! congratulations on your win!!!

Ellen Fahey April 6, 2011 at 4:25 PM OMG!!! Too funny...I love it! A well deserved first place win, Larry! Ellen

Linda-Marie Sweetheart April 6, 2011 at 1:53 PM Congrats Larry on your first place win in Francine's contest .. another awesome creation luv.. enjoy your top spot ..luv..

Nette Onclaud April 6, 2011 at 1:17 PM laughing gas, larry.. congrats for topping the charts! :) huggs

Carrie Richards April 6, 2011 at 1:04 PM So funny!! Congratulations!!!

Ralph Taylor April 6, 2011 at 12:28 PM Congrats on 1st Place win, my friend. Great job. Well deserved. Kudos. Ralph

Carol Sunshine Brown April 6, 2011 at 11:25 AM Congratulations on your 1st place win Larry in Francine Roberts contest "Tell me about it. Love, Carol

Joyce Johnson April 6, 2011 at 11:19 AM Congratulations and you are right. This was no heroic cat saver. I still haven't forgiven raccoons for stealing all of my grapes. Very funny and a well earned big win.

Carolyn Devonshire April 6, 2011 at 11:14 AM Larry, you are SOOO funny! Too bad the raccoon didn't steal your mother-in-law. LOL Big congratulations on your first-place win! Well deserved. Love, Carolyn

Francine Roberts April 6, 2011 at 11:03 AM Congrats Larry on your first place win in the contest, I just love this, loved it all 12 or so times I read it.

Doris Culverhouse April 3, 2011 at 2:42 PM funny....different

Dana Smith March 30, 2011 at 3:18 PM lol I am laughing so freaking hard right now I'm putting this on my fav poems

Ralph Taylor March 30, 2011 at 12:47 PM Very humorous, my friend. Enjoyed. Best of luck. Ralph

James Foulk March 30, 2011 at 8:16 AM this one brought a smile and chuckle, a very humorous poem, enjoyed reading it.

Carol Sunshine Brown March 30, 2011 at 5:24 AM Enjoyed reading this outstanding humorous piece of poetry this morning Larry. The best to you in Francine's contest. Thank you for sharing it. Love, Carol

Francine Roberts March 29, 2011 at 9:56 PM thank you for entering my contest Larry, ( and making me spit my pop all over the place laughing)