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I Want It Bad- Here's a Sweet Little Bribe

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You scratch my back, and I’ll scratch yours And anything besides You see, my dear, I need to get The top spot contest prize To be ranked one, is lots of fun Simply said: orgasmic If I place lower on your list Your fate? Simply tragic! So, here’s the deal, try to conceal This secret from the Soup For if I win your contest, dear You’ll have the better scoop I’ll sponsor contests, 1, 2, 3 None have I ever done You hit my spot and place me right Top spots in those you’ve won A guarantee, that comes from me Don’t ever be in doubt If my name's riding on the top You'll hear my sated shout For poetry’s foreplay to me To win is climax sweet I need those tremors all the time Please, offer me this treat And know, dear sponsor, that my word Is good as precious gold So let me win, and get your highs Or wind up dead and cold. For Casarah Nance’s Bribe me Contest October 4, 2015

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Paul Callus

Date: 10/15/2015 2:42:00 PM

Hi Eileen! Lovely to have you back:) I read this poem before, and it's strange that my comment does not appear anywhere! I was certain that this would have placed, but we all judge differently. Thank you for your feed back re my entry:) Hmmm surprised eh!! I do keep some cards up my sleeve, just in case I'm desperate!! Hugs // paul

Eileen Manassian
Date: 10/15/2015 2:46:00 PM

Yes....surprised. I must say. I did love it. :) It just seems so....uncharacteristic of you....SO SO sensual....so domination oriented. You played to her dominatrix need....and you placed well. Congrats again. :) Hugs

Richard D Seal

Date: 10/14/2015 6:23:00 PM

Even in this you have to hit the sensual chords lol, great flow my little Desert Orchid, I'm sure it do well. Take care, Richard

Eileen Manassian
Date: 10/15/2015 12:08:00 PM

Richard. I thought so too. Guess what? It got a NOT APPLICABLE. Go figure that one. :( Not happy. Anyway...glad you liked it dear. Hugs

Arthur Vaso

Date: 10/12/2015 10:49:00 PM

Oh well, I guess you have no need to bribe me, you already know you are No 1 ! !!!!!!! Loved this cute poem!

Eileen Manassian
Date: 10/15/2015 12:08:00 PM

Thanks, Arthur. That's a sweet thing to say. I really appreciate it. It helps since this didn't even place in the contest. :( Hugs

Lu Loo

Date: 10/12/2015 7:55:00 AM

This is amazing Eileen...wonderful flow... so right and raw. great job :) -LU

Eileen Manassian
Date: 10/15/2015 12:16:00 PM

Thanks, Laura. Thought I'd go wild with you. Didn't make it, but glad that you thought it was good. I've been away. I'll try to catch up with you soon. Hugs

The Situation

Date: 10/11/2015 3:17:00 PM

Blunt and to the point. At first I wondered "to whom was this written?" then it became clear. Let me be honest It was more like a threat than a bribe. Or may I even say a deal which left me thinking How could I win a contest with her if the deck is stacked against me? We don't need to bribe we simply strive to be the best. Hands down, the best.

Eileen Manassian
Date: 10/15/2015 12:17:00 PM

I have yet to post a contest, and this was all done in jest, Situation. I don't think you have anything to worry about. Thanks for the visit.

Poet Destroyer A

Date: 10/11/2015 1:38:00 PM

A darling poem Eileen, wishing you the best. Looks like a good winning poem, right next to mine. I think, I will not mind if we both share first place. But we have a problem. LOL. I have no poem for this contest. Hopefully tomorrow. Love LINDA

Eileen Manassian
Date: 10/15/2015 12:19:00 PM

PD.....Congrats on your win in the contest. I see that you and SKAT really pulled it off. I got an N/A. Oh well.....I got a first place in Heather's Sonnet/Haibun contest, so....that brings a smile. :) Take care...

Richard Lamoureux

Date: 10/11/2015 12:48:00 PM

I hope you are having a good time on your trip Eileen. Hugs Rick.

Eileen Manassian
Date: 10/15/2015 12:23:00 PM

Hi, Richard. I'm catching up. :) It was a great time, but as I soupmailed you...things went crazy when I got back. Hey, you told me to let you know when I have a blog up. I do. Hugs...

Richard Lamoureux

Date: 10/7/2015 9:52:00 AM

Dropping by with a hello and a hug.

Eileen Manassian
Date: 10/15/2015 12:24:00 PM

Hellos and Hugs bring happiness. Thanks, Richard. You are perhaps the only one on Soup who cares if I'm away.

Michael Tor

Date: 10/5/2015 12:04:00 AM

Eileen very funny! I guess you would do anything!

Eileen Manassian
Date: 10/15/2015 12:31:00 PM

To get that kind of a buzz who wouldn't! ;) Thanks for the visit, dear...

Richard Lamoureux

Date: 10/4/2015 7:15:00 PM

Ha ha, if this were the case you would have a lot more guys sponsoring contest and you would win every time!

Eileen Manassian
Date: 10/15/2015 12:32:00 PM

I honestly think I would have better luck with male sponsors. ;) This one didn't even make it on the list. I sure do like those wins. Won in Heather's sonnet/haibun contest, so that helps in licking my wounds on this one. hugs to you, dear one.

Ilene Bauer

Date: 10/4/2015 4:50:00 PM

ha! this is adorable, eileen! hope you get the top spot...

Eileen Manassian
Date: 10/15/2015 12:33:00 PM

No top spot. I did get an N/A though. Oh well....thanks for the visit to my Bribe poem, dear. I've been away for a while, but I'm back. Hugs

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 10/4/2015 1:15:00 PM

hahaha. What a great way to do it. NOW if you DO GET TOP SPOT, you will have to honor what you said and give her three wins in a row. And you will meet the wrath of the Soup police here. hahaha. Love this, Eileen. It's kind of where I wanted to go as well with this contest but now I gotta think of a different angle!!

Eileen Manassian
Date: 10/4/2015 3:20:00 PM

:) I wanted to be naughty in this one. I'm not up to hosting contests yet, dear. I'd be too meticulous a judge and lose the joy of the poetry. Hope you come up with something great. I know you will. Hugs

Alexis Y.

Date: 10/4/2015 10:54:00 AM

Wow! Eileen , in my book you sailed all the way to the top with this write. Your interpretation of the theme was really good! Good luck in the contest:-) Alexis 7

Eileen Manassian
Date: 10/4/2015 3:21:00 PM

:) Thank you, Alexis. I'm so glad that you liked this write. I'm sorry I haven't been around as much. I've been busy....Will swing by soon. Hugs

Charmaine Chircop

Date: 10/4/2015 9:45:00 AM

: ) I love this sweet Eileen,!

Eileen Manassian
Date: 10/4/2015 3:22:00 PM

Thank you, Soul Sister. I'm sorry I haven't been around to visit you. Was busy today with my brother's visit and now with preparations for class tomorrow. I will try to be by soon. Hugs to you, dear.

Miraj Raha

Date: 10/4/2015 8:58:00 AM

Casarah is going to have a very bad time reading all these poems.Love write Eileen.

Eileen Manassian
Date: 10/4/2015 3:23:00 PM

:) It will be great to see how this all plays out, Miraj. Did you enter this contest? Let me know...

Jan Allison

Date: 10/4/2015 4:33:00 AM

ha ha ha love it Eileen - hope it works for you and you hit the top spot :-) hugs jan xx

Eileen Manassian
Date: 10/4/2015 3:37:00 PM

Ha ha......hope I do too because you know what that does for me. ;) Thanks, sweetie. Love ya.

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 10/4/2015 4:32:00 AM

- I love to be scratched on the back :)))) - However, contest means nothing to me - Poetry, is for me a hobby .... and I share my words with those who "bothered" to read - A great poems, Eileen :) - Good luck in the contest! - Best wishes for a lovely Sunday - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Eileen Manassian
Date: 10/4/2015 3:46:00 PM

Jan....I know what you mean. I know I don't do well with some sponsors. I don't write for them. Some sponsors I've taken it upon myself to crack. ;) I've done well with Cas on one contest (first place), got a N/A on the happiness 101, and have high hopes for this. ;) We will see how it goes. Hugs

Eileen Manassian
Date: 10/4/2015 3:44:00 PM

Hello, Sunshine. Yes....I used to join contests very rarely, but I'm joining more now. I have observed that it gets my poems read more...which is what I love as well. I also love the challenge...and the joy of doing well. I don't join every contest....only those which move me. :) Sending you hugs.

Anne-Lise Andresen
Date: 10/4/2015 4:43:00 AM

- Some love it ...... others do not :))) - But without comments... my poems will be dead :) - As flowers without water - hugs :)))

Jan Allison
Date: 10/4/2015 4:34:00 AM

I enjoy the challenges of the contests and learning new forms but know there are certain sponsors I will not place with or I'll score low - as long as my poems get read that's the most important thing:-) hugs Jan xx