Best Worst Poems
Worst Love Poem Ever WrittenI suck at dying poems
Chemo poems, Metastatic Cancer poems,
Hair falling out in the shower poems
And I told a half truth
When I told you I could write you one
In less than six months (It's been eight)
I apologize for being so late
I wanted your poem to...
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Categories:
worst, cancer, cry, death of
Form:
Elegy
The Worst and Best Christmas EverIt was December Christmas eve, and it was snowing outside
Kids were making snowmen and some boys had made a slide
Our eight year old daughter Suzie went out to play with her friend Jill
My wife said" Wrap up well Suzie , you don't want...
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Categories:
worst, car, christmas, daughter, snow,
Form:
Rhyme
The Worst Parts of MeIm a little out of tune
Im havin trouble inside
Cant explain the chayos
that I feel tonight
Everythings a mess
I can barely breathe
And your wonderin wonderin
When I stopped bein me
I couldnt tell you the truth
I couldnt lie to you
Im a little out of control
I swear...
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Categories:
worst, growing up,
Form:
Lyric
The Worst of DeathsThe saddest thing in life, some think is death,
for separation is a deep abyss.
No longer can one talk to loved one gone,
and lips still hunger of the lover's kiss
Yet sadder seems to be the death of love.
A life that's shared devoid of passion's flame
is seen...
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Categories:
worst, dark, death, loss, love
Form:
Sonnet
Nature's Worstemulating time
the tick tock of the rain drops…
mud slide devours
© Harry J Horsman 2023...
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Categories:
worst, nature,
Form:
Haiku
My Worst Day, Bar NoneI was a public relations specialist, ever promoting positivity to people,
As positivity is promoted afar, by the sight of the towering cathedral.
My work was very interesting, there weren't ever two days the same,
As an exotic world of ages past, would be dazed at what time...
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Categories:
worst, confusion, fantasy, life, magic,
Form:
Couplet
Peer Pressure of the WorstPeer pressure of the worst no matter who they are
They can be a boy or girl that they believe to become martyr's
Strapped to these young souls, is something they just don't understand
Yet the cowards who persuade them to miss, becoming a woman or a man
What,...
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Categories:
worst, fear, life, loss, war,
Form:
Couplet
My Worst DateTwas winter ninety-seven, all around the town
Houses lit up magically, parties all around.
Boyfriend says, come with me, to works Christmas dinner,
Dress up chic and sexy, looking like a winner.
Hair all done up, makeup on, gown that fits just right
We’ll impress his colleagues, I was such...
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Categories:
worst, celebration, christmas, dance, funny,
Form:
Rhyme
The Second Worst Day of My LifeI love you more than anything.
You are my friend.
You are my role model.
Even though you are annoying at times,
You are my little sister, and I love you.
You may think I am annoying too,
...
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Categories:
worst, sister,
Form:
Free verse
My Own Worst EnemyYOU'LL NEVER WEAR THE CROWN
NO BETS YOU'LL WIN THE RACE
NO MEDALS ON YOUR CHEST
NO TROPHIES FOR YOUR FACE
NO ONE COULD EVER LOVE YOU
YOU'LL NEVER MEASURE UP
DON'T EVEN BOTHER TRYING
YOU'LL NEVER BE ENOUGH
THESE THOUGHTS SWIRL IN MY HEAD
I'M DROWNING IN...
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Categories:
worst, angst, encouraging, hope, inspiration,
Form:
Ballad
Still the Worst Job EverStill the Worst Job Ever
How do I hold thee, let me count the ways.
I hold thee trembling, beneath kitchen sinks
crouched in the darkness of the brightest days
guiding thy beam as his patience shrinks.
I hold thee dulled by lightning’s fearsome flash
shakily awaiting unseen anger
tortured by...
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Categories:
worst, childhood, father, jobs, son,
Form:
Sonnet
Jackson "worst Poem Ever"That summer day was cooling down just right
We kind of borrowed his dad's custom van
But Rick didn't care he said " it's Friday night"
He punched the gas and headed for Jackson
Determined to party, we had beer on ice
The sun went down just when we got...
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Categories:
worst, life, wife, sun,
Form:
Rhyme
The Best of Time, the Worst of TimeIts funny how people say Time flies
When I try to watch him, he just stood still
I belive he heals all wounds
But people always say they are just trying to kill Time
It doesn't seem quite right
I heard there is no Time like the present
I always think...
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Categories:
worst, time, people, time, people,
Form:
Free verse
I'M America's Worst DriverWhere I live, a bunch of idiots work at the DMV.
They proved that by giving a drivers license to me.
When I drive, I constantly drive in the wrong lane.
Some people call me stupid, others call me insane.
If you're on the same road while I'm driving,
you...
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Categories:
worst, car, funny, humor, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
The Worst of Humankind - Part 1War used to be some other place
Out of sight and mind;
But now we see on our tv
The worst of humankind.
An army has just marched across
Another country’s border,
Wreaking murder, unprovoked,
And violent disorder.
Are we so blind? We never learn.
We’ve seen it all before:
You say you come to...
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Categories:
worst, anger, conflict, humanity, war,
Form:
Rhyme