My Worst Date

Twas winter ninety-seven, all around the town
Houses lit up magically, parties all around.
Boyfriend says, come with me, to works Christmas dinner,
Dress up chic and sexy, looking like a winner.

Hair all done up, makeup on, gown that fits just right
We’ll impress his colleagues, I was such a pretty sight.
Ushered to our table, we sat with others there
Such a lovely evening, a truly posh affair.

Delicious food, friends were made, laughter filled the air,
A real nice Christmas party, memories to share.
Then came all the speeches, boring us all to death,
The best part was the here here’s, sniffing wines sweet breath.

Finally was time to dance, music filled the night,
Dancing in my ball gown which now was fitting tight.
Time and time we danced that night, in each other’s arms,
Him with me and me with him, showing off our charms.

Suddenly I laughed so hard, teeth went flying out,
Slide across the dance floor, feet pushing them about.
In a flash down on my knees, scurrying about,
Found the little suckers, and popped them in my mouth.

At the time I hoped and prayed nobody had seen,
When I popped them in my mouth, and where they had been.
Looking back, now I laugh, thinking it was funny,
I’m happy now my mouth can say “C’est la vie.

Written by Brenda Meier-Hans 
10.26.2014
For Judy Konos Contest:
C’est la vie 
1st
Copyright © | Year Posted 2014

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Deschler Avatar
November 17, 2014 at 12:36 AM
Just when everything seems to be perfect, it starts to go wrong. This poem is so true to life!... I really enjoyed this humorous write. Really great work, Brenda! Congrats on your win!
May Avatar
November 13, 2014 at 3:33 PM
Congrats on your win Brenda....it's good that you can laugh at it now
Schumacker Avatar
November 13, 2014 at 2:30 PM
Hi Brenda, Very entertaining poem. It sounds like a good date all in all, putting the teeth incident aside. I hope you were dating a Dentist at the time. Congratulations on a well deserved win. Take care. Earl
Bailey Avatar
November 13, 2014 at 10:32 AM
I really enjoyed reading this piece Brenda. It is so brilliantly written and funny too. Congrats on ur well deserved win. Hugs "B"
Mehta Avatar
November 13, 2014 at 8:54 AM
Enjoyed the story, congrats on the win
Nance Avatar
November 13, 2014 at 8:51 AM
Humorous writing, it seems like whenever things are perfect there is something that goes wrong. At least laughter is following. Grats on your winner Brenda :)
Poteet Avatar
November 13, 2014 at 7:08 AM
You did well building your piece around the dentures, little suckers. And I applaud your sneaky suggestion in stanza four about the tight-fitting dress misleading us to a possible zipper failure. I've not heard the expression "here here's" but it flows well in context. I laughed again on re-reading and held on to my partial.
Guillermo - Fraser Avatar
November 13, 2014 at 12:08 AM
congratulations BRenda.. :)!
Trichet Avatar
November 13, 2014 at 12:02 AM
Chuckled hard at this one Brenda! Great stuff, congrats...
Richards Avatar
November 12, 2014 at 8:39 PM
Omygoodness !! So funny.....this is quite a story, Brenda !! Congrats on your win!
Yvonne Avatar
November 12, 2014 at 4:43 PM
Best story ever, Congratulations on your first place win.
Meier-Hans Avatar
November 12, 2014 at 7:52 PM
Thanks Maurice
Allison Avatar
November 12, 2014 at 3:33 PM
Dropping back with my congrats Brenda - this made me smile again:-) Hugs jan x
Meier-Hans Avatar
November 12, 2014 at 7:51 PM
Thank you Jan
Kayode Avatar
November 12, 2014 at 3:06 PM
Quite impressive,what flying teeth can do!Congrats on the win Brenda
Meier-Hans Avatar
November 12, 2014 at 7:51 PM
Thanks Kayod5
Haight Avatar
November 12, 2014 at 2:41 PM
Brenda, stopping by again to congratulate you on your win! I knew it was a great one first time I read it! Hugs, Sandra
Meier-Hans Avatar
November 12, 2014 at 7:50 PM
Thank you Sandra
Poteet Avatar
November 12, 2014 at 1:56 PM
Who could see that mishap? I had the back of my mind made up (from the title) that he was too pushy or a real prude. Delightful ending, kudos on your win. I've heard of glass eyes popping out at the wrong time, but not false teeth.
Meier-Hans Avatar
November 12, 2014 at 7:50 PM
I wish I would of thought of the glass eye.
Haight Avatar
October 29, 2014 at 4:35 PM
What a great poem, Brenda! I did not see that ending coming at all, and it was hilarious! Nice sense of humor within a wonderfully written rhyme. Good luck in the contest. Hugs, Sandra
Meier-Hans Avatar
November 12, 2014 at 7:47 PM
Thanks Sandra
Helppi Avatar
October 26, 2014 at 9:01 PM
I laugh from this, but I laugh with you! It sure reminds me of something I did once!
Meier-Hans Avatar
October 27, 2014 at 10:09 AM
I'm glad you had a good laugh Dan. Maybe you'll share your story some day and I can laugh with you.
Lamoureux Avatar
October 26, 2014 at 6:26 PM
Try "it was such a lovely evening a truly posh affair.". Glare doesn't seem to fit that part of the poem. I must say this is a funny write, if it actualy happened it would have been mortifying at the time. Good luck in the contest, this should do well. A 7 from me to get you started. One other small change stanza 4 last line exchange you with him "him with me, me with him" you changed from second to first person on that line.
Meier-Hans Avatar
October 26, 2014 at 6:53 PM
Ok thanks Richard. I had to remove, It was, because of syllable count.
Bear Avatar
October 26, 2014 at 1:40 PM
Got a really good chuckle out of this. Hope it was not for real and just a fun write. Nicely done Edith
Meier-Hans Avatar
October 26, 2014 at 2:25 PM
Of coarse it was real Edith, I am honest to a fault.
Dunn Avatar
October 26, 2014 at 8:18 AM
Brienda, You made me laugh so hard with this one, I did something similiar at my brother Larry's wedding, oh my God I went spread eagle right on the dance floor, later my brother and a whole line of people went into the hotel pool doing the mobo line tux and all. Completely soaked him and his wife went off their honeymoon, lol love this heart felt and laughter filled poem, thanks alot for the fun memories you brought back my lady, cheri
Smith Avatar
October 26, 2014 at 6:28 AM
I got a giggle (sorry)....I bet his colleagues were inpressed...hehe
Meier-Hans Avatar
October 26, 2014 at 12:30 PM
I bet HE was impressed. Thank God, no one seem to notice.
Guillermo - Fraser Avatar
October 26, 2014 at 5:36 AM
Brenda.. :D i surely imagine how embarrassing that is.. :D the flow: great.. Imagery: wow!; the feelings: you keep me fused with your words.. :D!!! and the end sure made me giggle.. :D!
Meier-Hans Avatar
October 26, 2014 at 12:42 PM
Thank you Olive. We all need a good laugh.
Allison Avatar
October 26, 2014 at 2:55 AM
The poem flows beautifully but the ending is simply hilarious ending Brenda - good luck in the contest:-) hugs Jan xxx
Meier-Hans Avatar
October 26, 2014 at 12:41 PM
Thanks Jan. I'm glad if I could make you laugh once. You sure have given me some hardy ones.
Petersen Potter Avatar
October 26, 2014 at 2:32 AM
Hahaha... Hahaha Brenda this is such a funny poem. So happy to see your humorous side in this challenge. Line 17th, 20th and 23rd are my very favorite lines, but in the whole this poem is so cool. ;) loved it. Thanks for making smile and laugh at 3:33 a.m... Lol....Good luck in the contest! :) love and hugs! Xxx D.
Meier-Hans Avatar
October 26, 2014 at 12:37 PM
I had so much fun writing this. I was crying with laughter that I was actually telling this story. I', happy you could laugh with me Dorian.
A. Sharma Avatar
October 26, 2014 at 12:39 AM
Wow Brenda another amazing write here! Love the way did it! Gl in contest!
Meier-Hans Avatar
October 26, 2014 at 12:31 PM
Thanks so much Dr. Sharma.
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