Best Wanda Poems

She takes her wand a sugar cane long
And waves it in the air singing a song
She likes to make her heroic cape
From collard green leaves that she crochet

She makes her brazier from coconuts
With licorice straps sticky to touch
Her bald head blessed with a crown
from grapevines with grapes hanging down

Her skin is thin from all the...

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Written: March 8, 2012
Updated: August 15, 2012
Note: Sequel to An Evening at the Home

3:00 a.m. - There was a full moon, and all was well.

Restless, uneasy snoring in various pitches was the only music of the night.

Starched white uniforms did not dare wrinkle as the nurses moved from room to room.

Only the softest of tip-toeing...

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Wednesday, while waiting for the waiter, wanting some waffles at the Waldorf,
a woeful, wimpy, wall-eyed Walter, 
witnessed a wicked, wanton woman (who was wearing a wacky wardrobe and 
wiggling her whoppers)
waddle in walking with her Welch terrior
winking, wooing with wily ways, 
wanting to weaken Walter’s willpower. Willing,.. Walter whistled
 as wife, Wanda, walked in. Well,...

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From ashes of Sokovia, a twin sister rose,
With powers of chaos and psionic flows,
Wanda they called her, tethered spirit unfurled,
As women before her, she reckoned this world. 

Her pain born of loss, and hurt tragedy,
Fueled a hatred not native and made enemy,
Tony Stark, as she knew him, her symbol of ire,
Whose projected missiles did actions...

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When weighty Wanda 
Discussed her dreadful diet 
She sarcastically said
Easy! I eat everything I eyeball...

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From the state of Oklahoma, you came to be.
Many proclaimed you rock and roll’s first lady.
Discovered by Hank Thompson in Oklahoma City,
you became so popular, even dating Elvis Presley.
Influenced by Elvis, Jerry Lee Lewis, and Buddy Holly,
your biggest hit song came in 1960.
Top of the charts came with “Let’s Have a Party”.
“Fujiyama Mama” made you...

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A silver white moon lit the night sky.
The peaceful earth was asleep.
Yet evil hid behind the nearest star
     as she saw men in white approaching from afar.
Her heart beat fast; their hate was hot,
    too hot for her to bear.
She sat with the moon as he started to...

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Your only four feet tall and you got a red nose taunts the scarlet witch 
"But I have antlers strong &  sturdy and I can outshine a blood moon anytime "
You can buck your horns but you can't deliver you silly caribou, she teases
"I am a legendary luminous being of light and I can...

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I miss your laugh.

I wish I could bring you back.

It's not the same without you here.

I miss you so very much.

My words could never be eough....

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 Wanda walked hours down the paves sidewalk, talking and hearing voices and talked to them as if they were with her, she walked miles in the same clothes, she road the bus and unknowingly odorized the transits bus seats without paying attention to herself.. Slowly day after day her mental status worsened and round...

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For Wanda

Deep in the crannies and the nooks,
where no one goes and no one looks,
The whispers of a scattered mind,
call out to shadows left behind.

Like strobes, the memories flash and wane,
then wash away like April rain.
And thoughts that once were clear, refreshed,
sit trapped and tangled and enmeshed
in webs of darkened yesterdays,
with no tomorrows or todays.
Time...

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Wanda asked with eyes big and blue
Could it be I needed a screw?
With drinks on the table
I found she was able
To do what she wanted to do....

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No matter what’s in front of you 
Wanda Woman is behind you 
Wanda Woman!
No matter what’s behind you 
Butterflies gonna pull for you!

She’s a dancer, cancer
Can’t kill her soul
She’s a winner, and in her
Is a heart of gold

She’s a mother, lover
A grand-mom too
She’s a tougher, warrior
Than the “x” you know who.

No matter what’s in front...

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There once was woman named Wanda 
whose shape made men want to want her
but as Wanda once said
when I go to bed
no springs will get sprung till I wanna...

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Willber whistled while wooing wonderful, wistful, Wanda 
but Willber's woebegone whistling made Wanda want to wander 
Wandering Wanda wanted Wally but his weak, wretched whistling was wanting Wanda was wowed by Waldo's wondrous whistle that she found very taunting...

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