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Wanda Wages War At the Waldorf

Wednesday, while waiting for the waiter, wanting some waffles at the Waldorf, a woeful, wimpy, wall-eyed Walter, witnessed a wicked, wanton woman (who was wearing a wacky wardrobe and wiggling her whoppers) waddle in walking with her Welch terrior winking, wooing with wily ways, wanting to weaken Walter’s willpower. Willing,.. Walter whistled as wife, Wanda, walked in. Well, Wanda walloped Walter with welter-weight wrath!! Response : Wonder when the workmen will wash Walter off the walls at the Waldorf?

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Date: 10/31/2011 11:45:00 AM
Congratulations on your win in Gwendolen's "Big Kid Tongue Twister" contest . Love, Carol
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Date: 10/30/2011 10:30:00 AM
Poor old Walter...this one is really good.,.congrats on your win. BG
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Date: 10/30/2011 7:35:00 AM
Good one..Congrats on your winning entry..Sara
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Date: 10/29/2011 7:41:00 PM
Cool Carrie, would have been hard for me to pass this one up for a first place, Marvelous job, my dear. Smile, Agape, Moses
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Date: 10/29/2011 7:39:00 PM
Weak willed Walter caught in the act. Well done Carrie...cheers
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Date: 10/29/2011 10:59:00 AM
Congrats Carrie on another fantastic win with this tongue twister luv..
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Date: 10/29/2011 7:38:00 AM
Congratulations on the win in the contest of Gwen, Carrie
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Date: 10/29/2011 7:16:00 AM
Wanda's wayward wardrobe had me in stitches, Carrie. I was wondering who wrote this til this morning and walloping with whistles when I discovered it was u! Congrats! Love, Gwendolen
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Date: 10/12/2011 7:52:00 AM
Wonderful. Tony
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