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Best Unsavory Poems

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Premium Member Rinse Clear POTD
Mind – a pool, deep and arcane,
Needs to be cleared n' cleansed from time to time
In the sinuous course of life,
Pause awhile to peer into...

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Categories: unsavory, introspection, pollution,
Form: Free verse



Premium Member French Revolution Parody
Brigitte my love
Our Country suffers of many debts
The people are restless
Whatever shall we do love?

Ah Macron, we must think past the cookies
The solutions are complex,...

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Categories: unsavory, america, art, funny, hilarious,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member That Which Held Me In a Magical Spell
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That Which Held Me In A Magical Spell

That which held me in a magical spell
Dark, its winding infinity and heart
Its red beach, covered in sad...

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Categories: unsavory, appreciation, creation, dark, deep,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Lost Treasures
How did a decent lady like me end up here, anyway?
The only girl aboard a ship of unsavory men.
The last thing I remember was sipping...

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Categories: unsavory, adventure, fantasy, romantic, sea,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member The Piano Player
Internal Quote by Albert Einstein

  

On the eve of the invasion, the world braced for an upheaval.
Two ancient foes were poised for war, a...

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© Eric Cohen  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: unsavory, boy, courage, freedom,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member Born Again Christian
Born again Christian, imagine that!? She found Christ at the laundry mat..
He appeared some where between rinse and spin and now he definitely resides with...

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Categories: unsavory, christian, religion,
Form: Light Verse
Transparency
Author Note: I wrote this after the Address last night as my take on the transparency of our 
government. 



Where does the white go
when the...

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Categories: unsavory, depression, history, people, political,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Back When Lost Love, Sent Its Deepest Sad Moans
Back When Lost Love, Sent Its Deepest Sad Moans

Once when life seemed to be a bitter waste
love had failed, left its first unsavory taste,
sky had...

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Categories: unsavory, betrayal, conflict, dark, grief,
Form: Rhyme
Love For Great and Small
LOVE FOR GREAT OR SMALL

Many eons ago, in minds far superior to ours
from a past Man never knew the earth became habitable 
before the savage...

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Categories: unsavory, love,
Form: Free verse
The New Song
As answers deceive
The questions stand
And dancers leave
To track the sand
Round robin conspiracy
Threatening us all
The letters all lower case
Their finality tall
Butting my head
Inside of the line
“When...

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Categories: unsavory, death, life, time, words,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member I Hug the Ocean More Than Any Tree
From shore to deep, the colors of the sea,
tan sand and white meringue bursting forth.
Can you picture the lovers on the edge
   ...

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Categories: unsavory, ocean,
Form: Free verse
Some Limericks...
She’s out there chasing a cricket

Through bush, through shrub & through thicket

Together they hop

Fugitive, cop

But when she gets it, she just wants to lick it!
...

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Categories: unsavory, animals, funny, holiday, husband,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Green Bean Casseroles
Shame on those who malign the green bean casserole!
It gustatory delightfulness I shall e'er extol!
With 'fork in cheek' I'll take nonbelievers to task,
And their foibles...

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Categories: unsavory, food, funny, green,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Commandment Battlement - Part One -
Better to be bold in battle
then benign in retreat!
No victory comes from actions prattle;
May honor be found in refusing defeat -

My vaults will not be...

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Categories: unsavory, war,
Form: Epic
Hide the Details

Everybody got a Hollywood life story
to tell
More meat on the bone
give juicier bites 
to sell
Nobody ever turns in a tarnished silver screenplay
Those warts and mistakes
get...

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Categories: unsavory, allegory, fun, metaphor, word
Form: Vogon Poetry

Book: Reflection on the Important Things