Born Again Christian

Born again Christian, imagine that!? She found Christ at the laundry mat.. He appeared some where between rinse and spin and now he definitely resides with in.. She no longer drinks. She no longer smokes. She doesn't hang out with unsavory folks.. Reading the scripture several times each day, she falls to her knees whenever she prays.. This new found faith she keeps reposed while she sorts thru the whites and her other clothes.. She holds it close, intent to capture and quietly awaits the coming rapture..