Best Unladylike Poems

Snow White took an unladylike bite
of a big red apple polished bright
	she snoozed quite a while
	he kissed her with guile
and they shared an afternoon delight...

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Little Red Riding Hood was dressed in red leather
Went out on her motorbike whatever the weather

Every week she drove to see her sick grandma
She lived in the next village; it wasn’t that far

Little Red would fill her pannier full of tasty treats
To tempt her grandma...

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Unladylike though to speak this heart of mine
          for a certain man who makes my day shine.
          I admit I'm just being true to myself
  ...

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There are times when I wonder what it would be like
If this site was no longer, surely become quite unladylike
Use very foul words
I'd be very disturbed
Yelling a bunch of bad words that are far from polite

© Jack Ellison 2015...

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Before it’s too late

Distant bells clatter on cloud fed weathered skies where
darkness creeps past low light vestibules, faded beams flicker 
Short skirts wave in a winter wind, breezy attributes
revealing fishnet thighs calling to the next hidden passenger,
batting lashes and blowing bubbles of stale gum placed...

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My ladylike mother, raising a blue-jeans daughter
     No dresses for my back-to-school shopping-
After school shortcut with Amy, my friend
     Grassy flowered path, trees and birds
For my autumn birthday, I give myself
     the new...

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TomBoy, your reading about one. Most people are confused, so in a way, I'm here to explain
because i truly fit the definition.

Tomboy's are girls, that some call it, "Rough around the edges." We're not your typical,
average girl or woman. Yes, we date guys, can be...

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After the Dominican with it's heat and humidity

This is absolute heaven on earth

Temps in the low seventies with bright sunny skies

AND NO HUMIDITY

Humidity's a killer as you all well know

You can be sitting absolute still

Not exerting yourself even the tiniest wee bit

And still the sweat...

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Jealousy in senior citizens
Is an ugly thing
It’s childish, it’s petty,
It has a negative ring
For elderly women, make no mistake
In certain surroundings
There’s quite an outbreak
And don’t they look silly
With their petulant smiles
As they pose and they preen
Like noxious reptiles!
The venom they spew, why, it’s unladylike
Overheard was...

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I wanted to age graciously,
Serene, ladylike and wise,
But I get confused and muddled
And I've come to realise

Things happen to me,
That takes me by surprise
Everything unravels before
My fading eyes.

I cannot enter a room,
Without tripping at the door
With a feeling of doom
I lay spread eagle on the...

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Mary’s Head

Mary, a prominent socialite from the Berkshires
Being proper and polite 
Had a good head on her shoulders
In accordance with her stature in life
Invited guests would join her in the parlor
For afternoon delights
Fortnum’s tea and scones would set the mood just right
High tea in New...

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I Roundly Square Prayer...

Despite imprecations
     yielding "FAKE" impact
     upon the head of this atheist,
especially when thy
     (untamable) shrewish wife
     takes umbrage against this beast
tee boy up hoar excuse for...

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There are times when I wonder what it would be like
If poetry sites were no longer, probably become unladylike
Use very foul words
I'd be very disturbed
Yelling a bunch of bad words that are far from polite...

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There is no law that says that I must keep a Twitter page
and write on it my actions of each and every day
There is no law to force me to answer my telephone
Or even to carry my cell whenever I leave home
It's usually a telemarketer...

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There are times when I wonder what it would be like
If poetry sites were no longer, would I become unladylike
Use distasteful words
Be very disturbed
Yelling a bad words from my normally joyous wind pipe...

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