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Women Don'T Sweat They Perspire

After the Dominican with it's heat and humidity This is absolute heaven on earth Temps in the low seventies with bright sunny skies AND NO HUMIDITY Humidity's a killer as you all well know You can be sitting absolute still Not exerting yourself even the tiniest wee bit Still the sweat could be running down your face On men, it's manly On women, it's a great big no-no For exhibiting such unladylike tendencies Women don't sweat... they perspire Bull crap! They sweat just like us guys

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Sand Blown

Date: 10/13/2023 12:23:00 PM

...mothers be perspiring per-sons and wrt a dot-tears cosmetics.......stan

Jack Ellison
Date: 10/13/2023 1:07:00 PM

Of course... cheers!

Sara Etgen-Baker

Date: 10/13/2023 4:43:00 AM

another cleverly crated creation, Jack! Your words are hopeful and entertaining. I agree. Women do sweat...and I hate humidity...we have it throughout the summer here in my part of Texas. Sometimes I can just breathe the stuff..and I sweat profusely! HA. Have a wonderful Friday, Sara

Jack Ellison
Date: 10/13/2023 4:57:00 AM

So true but you guys have the advantage of all these sweet smelling products... men shy away from these for obvious reasons! lol Have a sweet smelling day dear Sara! xx