I Roundly Square Prayer

I Roundly Square Prayer... Despite imprecations yielding "FAKE" impact upon the head of this atheist, especially when thy (untamable) shrewish wife takes umbrage against this beast tee boy up hoar excuse for a husband precariously bass (sic) lee perched on a figurative tightrope in creased when withering tension (such as chronic money woes raises an ugly head imploring a sudden cosmic deist convert to pluck me out this marriage well greased with decades of vitriolic verbal eminent amber gris, where envisioning being swallowed by Moby Dick haint half as bad as incessant thrashing from spouse, who expatiates, then gets cross at this near expired dad, when aye experience her off fish shell reel (hook, line and sinker), where (when), she looses (and loses) wrath of Queen Kong sprinkling unladylike cringeworthy four lettered laced profanity largesse (Sargasso Sea sunned) favorite foul mouthed fad, which "sailor blushing" gasp finds me swallowing hard syllabic retort (consonant effe f**k hay shuss m*th*r - f*ck*r) "EEE GAD" bringing to ma mind, how parents used to bad mouth me (their only son), when he hapt tubby a passively aggressive lad where booth me late mum, and papa got red red hot poker (faced) mad cuz, aye got born this way at those accursed moments futilely half heartedly praying aware oye vey knowing full well beseeching divine alien abduction all for naught!