Rainy Day Sarcasm

mary had 
                                  a little lamb
                                  and a little mint jelly

                                  little 
                                  boy blue
                                  is choking

                                  old
                                  mother hubbard
                                  died…like i said...she was old

                                  im a little
                                  tea pot
                                  whatever…just make the tea

                                  there was
                                  an old woman
                                  see old mother hubbard…ditto

                                  little 
                                  jack horner
                                  in time out…kid is trouble

                                  humpty dumpty sat on a wall
                                  little miss muffet sat on a tuffet
                                  ...separate checks

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Date: 5/1/2019 6:41:00 PM
Thank you for making my day- more quirky than usual, Charlie! : D Ditto Lawrence's comment...loved reading these non-rhymes..
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Charlie Knowlton
Date: 5/1/2019 7:32:00 PM
Thanks again Aqua Marine…My stuff`s too quirky for most but happy you and Lawrence, and a few others like it.
Date: 4/28/2019 2:11:00 AM
Hahaha... excellent work, Charlie, very clever, and very uniquely Charlie... fave !
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Charlie Knowlton
Date: 4/28/2019 5:42:00 AM
Hi Lawrence and thank you. I appreciate you reading and liking. Thank you for your response as well.
Date: 4/27/2019 4:31:00 PM
LOL - totally delightful, Charlie. Keep those rainy days coming. You are making the most out of them.
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Date: 4/27/2019 4:50:00 PM
Thanks for reading and responding line. You might be experiencing the same weather up there.
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