Along Came a Spider

An evil spider dropped down from behind. Help me! Help Me! She cried!
Oh white Knight… Can you save me? I’m on my tuffet trying to make a rip tide.
Where is he? Where is he? I can’t see it! He’s behind me, she cried!
The great white knight dropped every thing, to save his damsel in distress!
I can’t see it… I can’t see it… Save my bacon please…
If I try to move away from my white porcelain tuffet… he will surly get me!
A fierce battle ensued, as the knight grabbed his toilet paper sword.
Move away you snarly fiend, he roared!
Back and forth… Back and forth… They battled on endlessly.
She is mine, said the knight… No! She is mine said the spider, repeatedly
Finally, the white knight ruled supreme, with a final thrust of his paper sword! 
The white knight vanquished the evil spider, as he jumped upon the floor!
Now, you are safe my fair damsel, he decried, to continue your porcelain quest.
Then the White knight gathered his belongings and scampered away, doing his best.
With a ‘No need to get up miss’, she continued on her quest.
A blue haze eventually drifted in, as her thanks rang out, and she did attest. 
He had truly been her hero, of the great conquest…

Dated 6-8-2013

Copyright © | Year Posted 2013



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Date: 11/8/2013 5:26:00 PM
Very cool and fun read, Carol! Enjoyed this piece very much. Good job and kudos! :)
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Date: 8/9/2013 11:37:00 AM
Extremely entertaining and humourous! I was hooked by the very first sentence... Well done, Carol!! Best wishes, Keith
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Date: 7/20/2013 9:37:00 AM
loved this one, Carol, thanks for mentioning it : )
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Date: 7/7/2013 10:48:00 AM
Carol, :-) CONGRATULATIONS -in Nathan's "Razor Sharp" contest!!! awesome winning write. LOVE LOVE * Linda
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Date: 7/5/2013 3:17:00 PM
Loved the humour in your clever poem congrats on your win.
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Date: 7/2/2013 7:49:00 AM
Lol, you hit my funny bone with this very imaginative write. Nicely done. Congrats on your win. Warm Smiles, Connie
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Date: 7/1/2013 9:53:00 PM
Carol, :-) Congrats! with your awesome razor sharp poem................ SKAT
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Date: 7/1/2013 9:27:00 PM
congrats ' NATE
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Date: 7/1/2013 7:52:00 AM
Your imagination astounds me Miss Carol! Wish us a Happy Canada Day today and we wish you a happy Fourth of July coming up! Love ya... Jake the Snake xoxoxox
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Date: 6/21/2013 8:50:00 AM
What a fantastic imagination. So cute. Thank you for your ever so kind remarks. Love, Joyce
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Date: 6/18/2013 2:14:00 PM
You make me smile and even laugh out loud!
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Date: 6/18/2013 12:05:00 PM
Carol, I enjoyed reading this entertaining, humorous write! Quite creative! Love, Kim
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